Cringe NSFW warning, joke fanfic, just rewording a joke writing I wrote about a friend and holy Shrek.
Obama P.O.V
He always spoke to my heart and body, all I could do is wish he would finish his holy swampy swamp work. We've spoken to each other through prayer several times, but it's just not the same as speaking in person...
I just can't do this anymore!! I've become so needy for my Shrek.. All the onion offerings I've given him must be pleasing him too greatly that he doesn't feel the need to come visit me in person... Or maybe I'm no longer good enough for him!!
I need to get him to visit soon.
Shrek P.O.V
I clasp my newly sent onion in my hand inspecting it
"My dear Obama baby waby has sent his prayer and offering 0.5 milliseconds late.."
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17th March 2023
YOU ARE READING
THE BLESSING (Holy Shrek x Obama)
FanfictionSMUT LEMON NOT PG Cover by me (did not design onion or crown, edited everything else) I do not own Shrek or Obama obviously
