Bussy and hyunman were on their 6th child happily married, still in the honeymoon phase, no fighting no nothing portion of their lives.
It was supposed to be a day of celebration, a moment to reveal the gender of their unborn child to friends and family. But as the guests began to arrive, it quickly became clear that something was amiss.
The decorations were perfect - pink and blue balloons scattered across the yard, a banner reading "It's a dick!" or "It's a pussy!" hung above the dessert table. But as the couple opened the envelope containing the gender of their baby, they quickly realized that something wasn't bussin the way it should be bussin.
"It says... it says we're having twins," the mother-to-be stuttered, her eyes wide with shock. bussy was so shooketh she looked at her tiny ass stomach thinking how tf was she 4 months in with nothin showing up. [so if they're having twins... is this the 7th or 8th child]
The room fell silent as everyone processed the news. Twins? How had the ultrasound missed that? Not even I caught that.. and I've gotten 3 hundreds in a row on my med tests?? But then, as if on cue, a loud crack split the air, and the ground began to shake.
The guests[by guests i mean sk8 the infinity and my ass] stumbled, trying to keep their balance as the earth trembled beneath their feet. And then, with a deafening roar, the ground split open like someone's *************************************.
Panic set in as everyone scrambled to get away from the gaping hole (hehe... hole) in the earth, but it was too late. A burst of pink and blue smoke shot up from the fissure, and the ground began to churn and boil [for the record, I would classify this tectonic breakdown as a divergent fissure because in the grand scheme of things having two massive plates of earth slowly divide from each other and open up into hell is MUCH more interesting for this plot than a fking transform tectonic boundary thank you very much)
The guests screamed as a monstrous figure emerged from the depths of the earth, its massive form towering over the partygoers. It was neither boy nor girl, but something else entirely - a grotesque, genderless abomination. hyunhonk, seemingly unscathed, grabbed a Home Depot lawn chair from the garage, set it on the grass, and sat his ass quietly, sipping on his strawberry kiwi caprisun while absolute hell unleashed. bussy on the other filmed the shit out of this and posted it on twt.
Pandemonium broke out as the creature began to lash out at the crowd, its massive claws tearing through the decorations and sending guests flying in all directions. In the chaos, it was hard to tell what was happening. Some guests tried to fight back, using chairs and makeshift weapons to fend off the creature. changbin (is that his name? im sorry) fell into the hole bc i hate him. Others fled, screaming and crying as they tried to escape the monster's wrath.
Finally, hyunman grew the balls to stand up from his bright orange home depot lawn chair that was, for your information limited edition and only sold in select stores and took the straw out of his strawberry kiwi caprisun and stabbed the monster's heart like that one scene in sleeping beauty and slayed (lol slayy) the beast. as blood began to rain all over the guests, they realized something odd about it... it was FUCKING PURPLE BITCHES AHAHAHAH (i don't know if that means nonbinary or jesus knows make of it what u will im giving u creative freedom).
Bussy fell in love at the sight SO MUCH that they turned their gender reveal party into a second marriage for the couple because they were extremely cringe. o also i don't know what happened to changbin but now since sk8 the infinity had one less member they needed another person so they hired ME and i became MILLIONAIRE THE END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
