in n out burger was lonely. he was the only restaurant in his town. he's always ever just wanted LOVE. but as soon as he finds love, it's ripped away...... but, one faithful saturday in 1969 everything changed. a new place opened up. it was cold outside, the middle of november, but what was awaiting in n out across the street made him feel warm. the new place was called wendy's. in n out gazed bashfully at the beauty across the way, the building with the red braids smiled, and waved. should i talk to her? in n out thought. n-no, what if i make a FOOL out of myself?! she's just so pretty, the way her long red braids fall against her beautiful broad man shoulders, the way her freckles shone in the windy november weather, her beady, welcoming eyes, she's so beautiful. in n out sighed. maybe i'll just say hello. yeah! i'll just say hello. hello, ur new. in n out said. the redheaded building hummed in agreement. yes, yes i am new. im wendy, whats ur name? in n out's breath hitched in his throat. m-my name? he thought. o-oh, my name is in n out. its nice to meet u, wendy. in n out smiled nerdily. its nice to meet u too! how long have u been here? it looks very wonderful here. wendy asked. oh yes it is very nice here. ive been here for about 21 years. in n out made a frog-like face. oh, gosh jeepers! thats a while! please do forgive me, sir, but i did think u were cute!.... ME!?!?! he thought. goodness golly he must be dreaming. w-wow, me? he blushed. yes, u! i was thinking maybe that.. we could date? the braided builded stared at in n out. w-why yes of course!! in n out smiled. wow. he finally had a love of his own. wonderful! but um, we can't tell my husband, he's very powerful. wendy stated. no yes of course that's okay, don't worry. he won't find out. in n out winked. oh great! wendy smiled. u know wendy, i may be 21 years older than u but god, i- oh i don't know, i- i- i- i love u, wendy. YOU JUST MADE A BIG MISTAKE BUDDY!!!! a voice bellowed behind wendy. out emerged a king. for tis i, burger king. the man emerged from behind the redhead. b-burger king! it- its not what it looks like..... wendy exclaimed. no wendy! its EXACTLY what it looks like. u thing u can cheat on me and get away with it? u dirty little CHETTER! i cant believe u......... wendy...... i thought we had something special....... burger king started to sob. burger king please! wendy shouted. burger king come back! she gave up on trying to talk to him after he ran away. a few hours later burger king returned. wendy...... prepare to say BYE BYE!!!! he pressed a button on a remote control and a ginormous bulldozer appeared. wendy screamed as she was paved to the ground. during all of her blood curdling screams for help burger king walked over to in n out. i want u. burger king said. burger king, i- in n out started, but was cut off by burger kings lips. shhhh, dont say a word, innie. burger king kissed him. wendy was bulldozed to the ground and burger king and in n out burger lived the rest of their lives happily together.
THe END!!!!!!
im sorr7y i was bored i needed soemthing to write
