𝘓𝘜𝘔𝘐𝘕𝘌𝘚𝘊𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘌 - 𝘕𝘈𝘙𝘜𝘛𝘖

one: introductions and ever-growing hatred

as yuko zoned out, blocking out all the noise around her—though there wasn't really much to start with—the shrill voice of her new pink-haired teammate made her jolt out her trance, gaze shooting towards the front of the room.

"just what do you think you're doing, naruto!?" sakura screamed, brows furrowed in distaste. from the little amount of info she knew about her team so far, yuko could tell that sakura hated naruto a little too much than necessary.

it wasn't her business though. yuko was quite content with staying as a bystander. moving her gaze over to see whatever naruto was doing out of complete boredom, she spotted him standing on a chair, setting up a classic blackboard eraser prank. 

yuko fought back an eye roll, progressively growing more and more annoyed over how much sakura was reprimanding the blonde. not like she cared much, it was just creating quite the ruckus.

"it's what he gets for being late!" naruto stuck his tongue out, giggling. sakura sighed in exasperation.

since nobody was paying attention to her, she produced water droplets out her fingertips, fidgeting with them a little, watching them float into the air before vaporizing into the atmosphere. she continued doing so, until she sensed a chakra signature approaching their classroom door at a slow, lazy pace. her eyes threatened to droop. she really needed to take a nap. 

"naruto, you're stupid for thinking a jounin would fall for a mediocre trick like that," sasuke exclaimed out of nowhere, smugly glaring at naruto, doing the weird hand thing he always did to seem cool. naruto grit his teeth when sakura agreed with a star-stricken expression.

"huh!? how would you know!? let's watch and see!" yelled naruto, engaging in a staring contest with sasuke, the latter sporting an arrogant grin.

when they noticed footsteps, the two genin immediately scurried to their desks, one in anticipation, and the other in annoyance.

the door opened, revealing a jounin—

—who pathetically fell for the whiteboard trick.

all was silent, sakura watching in fear with hidden excitement, naruto trying not to wheeze, and sasuke utterly shocked, probably withering in self-doubt for losing a bet with someone he saw inferior to him. yuko? oh, she was fast asleep.

after a second of quiet, naruto burst into a fit of laughter, sakura rapidly apologized for the former's actions, and sasuke glared, judging his new teacher over how he couldn't even dodge an eraser.

kakashi examined all the inhabitants of the room disinterestedly, his gaze becoming disappointed when it landed on the sleeping tealette. he picked up the eraser from before, hurling it at her with no fucking mercy.

as in, it zoomed towards her, landing right beside her head, steaming from the force. yuko yelped, falling out her chair.

as if the rest of team 7 just noticed her presence, they stared judgingly. but, their eyes shot back to kakashi when he cleared his throat.

"ah, well, how should i put this? my first impression of you all? you're all idiots. i hate you." he stated casually. all of team 7 visibly deflated. other than yuko, though, she was still writhing on the floor.

once she got up, spotted the eraser, then identified the culprit, she glared heavily at the man with gravity-defying hair. kakashi stared back in boredom. now aggravated, she slowly rose up her hand, revealing her favourite finger, forcing out a humourless grin to go with it.

kakashi sighed.

"my previous statement still stands. you're all idiots. meet me on the rooftop for introductions." and, with that, he poofed out of existence.

all of team seven sat beside each other, sakura to the far left, naruto beside her, and then yuko next to sasuke. there was a shit ton of tension between the two boys she sat in the middle of, which made her quite uncomfortable with the seating arrangement.

"alright. introduce yourselves." exclaimed kakashi. 

"well, how? what do we say?" sakura asked meekly, raising a brow.

are you telling me you don't know what an introduction is? how the hell are you on the top of our class?  yuko mentally judged her, grimacing. kakashi answered anyway.

"things you like, dislike, your goals for the future, hobbies, stuff like that." explained kakashi, before pointing at sakura.

"you, go first."

the start of sakura's introduction was basically just her not-so-sneakily rambling over her big fat crush on sasuke. yuko blocked it all out. when kakashi asked what she hated, she just screamed out "NARUTO!"

i would pity him, but he's the one who can't take the obvious hint sakura isn't into him.

next, it was naruto's turn. just him talking about his love for ramen and his big dream of becoming hokage. sadly, yuko couldn't eat ramen. she hated fish and pork, literally the main components of the whole dish. ironic, because she was a water-style user. 

"now, you. the sleepy one. go."

yuko grumbled, before grudgingly complying.

"i'm yuko kato. i like ghosts and chicken. i dislike your wack ass hair." she pointed to the uproar on kakashi's head, making him deadpan. naruto snorted a little, while sakura spared the blunette a judgmental glance. 

"hobbies? investigating paranormal stuff, and as you could probably tell, sleep. finally, my dream..." she paused to bring up the suspense.

"...to eradicate the birds nest on your head." she finished off. naruto cackled, while kakashi sighed.

"wow. how funny." he stated in annoyance.

"oh, looks like your spiky ass hair managed to infiltrate your brain and mess up your humour. grow a funny bone, will you?" she joked sarcastically, watching as kakashi got more and more infuriated by the second. it was hilarious to watch a grown ass man grow fed up over some pesky little kid.

yuko was promptly ignored. she grumbled before deciding to stop pestering him.

"anyway, come here tomorrow for a survival exercise. don't eat breakfast, or else you'll throw up."

i'm gonna eat a buffet-worth of breakfast tomorrow just to spite his dumbass.

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i didn't add sasuke's introduction on purpose. i hate his dumbass sm

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