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                                                                      Liams POV

             "alright, whats the plan for today boys? we're leaving around 11:00 so we don't get home too late and that means we all meet in the lobby at 10 o'clock sharp" I said authoritativly.

    "Well is it okay if me and zayn go to a umm gathering?" Harry asked. "Harold are you asking me if you two can go to a party 4 hours before we leave and expect me to believe you and bad boi over there will come back sober?"

"umm.. well its not exactly a party, it's more of a..umm club.." Harry muttered. "NO HAROLD, absolutly not. especially since you have no gaurdian to watch over you" I stated. 

"Please LiLi, we won't drink and we'll stay safe and nothing will happen and I'll be there to watch him and just please!" Zayn begged while giving his best puppy dog face

I put my hand through my hair and gave a loud sigh."First off, Zayn you don't count as a gaurdian. infact the gaurdian is seventy percent for you." 

"Well then I'll watch over Zayn!" Harry beamed "Well Harry if you would let me continue, I was about to say neither of you are responsible enough to watch over yourselves let alone another person. I just wouldn't feel comfortable having you and Zayn by yourselves, sorry boys" I said

Zayn pouted, and stormed off to the couch, sitting down, he crossed his arms and faced away from me. "Okay Zayn, because throwing a tantrum shows me that you are so mature and responsible" I said laughing at his childish behavior.

"Have you ever thought that maybe the reason I treat you guys like children is because you act like it" I said nonchalantly Harry and Louis responded by sticking out their tungues, Zayn by throwing a rubber ball at me, while Niall was too ingulfed with eating his lunch to listen to what we were talking about.

"point proven, and Zayn, go to the naughty corner for 10 minutes for throwing" I said "UGH FINE" he replied as he walked over. "without the attitude and pout would be lovely bad boi" I said smugly

I walked over to Niall who was still stuffing his face, "Ni, would you mind watching over the boys if you decide to go with them to the club, because that's the only way I'm letting them go" I asked softly

"Yoush fwould lfthsh mefjh fredo frthdat" Niall said "Ni Ni please don't talk with your mouth full, I can't understand you" I cooed at the boys cutness. "*Gulp*, I said you would let me do that Li?, I mean watch over the boys?" 

"I trust you Ni, and you too lou. Well when you're not hyper or involved with your partner in crime over there" I laugh as Zayn who heard that turned to stick his tungue out.

"Very mature Zaynie we went from throwing things to sticking out tungues, would you like a gold star" I teased. He turned away blushing slightly while the other boys had a chuckle

I went over to Zayn and wrapped my hands around his smaller body "I was just teasing Zayn, how about when we get home, you can choose the game we buy for x box" instantly his eyes lit up "CAN WE GET FIFA!?!" he asked "sure Zee" I said before I kissed his cheek. 

"You can come out of the corner, and you may go to the club but Nialls in charge and Louis' second in command so listen to what they say, understood?" I stated "YES WE WILL THANK YOU LiLi" Zayn screamed

"HAZZA WE'RE GOING TO THE CLUB" Zayn yelled while running to Harry's room. "WOOHOO!!! WE'RE SO GONNA GET FUCKED UP" Harry yelled "excuse me Harold? would you like to explain that" I questioned

"Oh... well you see... I.. um..meant-" Harry started "he meant we're gonna get some... uh hot wings! yeah the hot wings there are so hot everyone gets fucked up" Zayn said. 

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