~Becky's POV~
'Well I can honestly say my life has taken a huge one hundred and eighty degree turn in a short amount of time. If you want to call nearly a month being down here in Hell a short amount of time. Okay I'm exaggerating its really only been a couple weeks since I arrived and got accustomed to my new life. If one defines accustomed as overwhelmed and shaken up to how my life is going. Maybe that's too much? Ugh, I don't what to say! Millie gave me this journal to write down my thoughts and I've been doing that for the last two weeks but I don't think this is helping me. (sigh) Break time, Blitz is about to start today's meeting.'
"Alright now, I know business has been a bit slow lately, yes its no ones fault okay. I'm not naming any names here...Moxxie..." Blitzo said looking at Moxie who made a face back. "Now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business dropping up again?!" Blitz asked everyone in the room.
Millie raised her hand as she stood on her chair. "What about a carwash?!" She said as her eyes sparkled.
"This is Hell Millie, no one cares about cars getting cleaned here okay?" Blitzo replied.
"Uh how about a billboard? Billboards always draw in attention." I suggested.
"Unfortunately, we can't afford a billboard Becky." Moxxie said to me.
"Oh that's helpful Moxxie, so glad your in the room right now." Said Blitz sarcastically pushing Moxie away. "Have you all forgotten what kind of service we provide?" He turns on the TV to show himself, Millie, Moxxie, Loona and I killing a bunch of different stuff and people. Not that I was doing much.
Blitzo started to eat some popcorn and offer it to the rest of us while watching the video play.
"Ah those were really good times." Blitz said happily.
"I don't need a reminder sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you additionally had paid to have run for three whole hours on a channel nobody watches!" Explained Moxxie.
"Uh hey excuse me! What's obnoxious about a super fun jingle all right? Its a fun distraction when an advertisement's spitting bullshit!" Blitzo said walking around the room.
"People love musicals sir." Said Millie happily.
"Exactly Millie, and we're basically doing a musical!" Said Blitzo looking at Moxxie. "Are you gonna crush my theater dreams like my dad did?" Moxxie tried to speak but was cut off by Blitz speaking again. "Because right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me, crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside." Blitz said.
"Are you trying to crush his dreams Moxxie?" Asked Millie.
"I...what?" Said a confused Moxxie.
"I thought I knew you."
'Talk about a guilt trip.'
"I can't believe you Moxie, and after I made you employee of the month!" Said Blitz holding a plaque of Moxxie that showed a notso great photo of him.
"Okay sir I'm sorry, a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theater, nobody actually likes jingles!" Explained Moxxie.
"Um...I actually kind of like jingles." I said pointing that out.
"So do I!" Said Millie.
"Do not agree with him in front of me!" Said Moxxie looking at the two of us.
The screen on the TV kept playing. This time showing Blitz who began to speak.
"Hi there I'm Blitzo! The 'O' is silent and I am the founder of I.M.P! Are you a piece of shit who got yourself sent to Hell or are you an innocent soul who got fucked over by someone else?!" Said Blitz before the screen changed showing a red buffed demon guy wearing an Ohio shirt explaining to the news while Blitz held a sign up that read 'Some guy who hired us' on it.
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Different Kinds of Fire
Fiksi PenggemarThis is the story of how I came to Hell and to work for the I.M.P despite having no skills in killing anyone other than myself. Okay this is a dumb beginning but it was all I could come up with. Oh where are my manners? My name is Becky, and I'm the...
