South Park X Reader One Shots

Eric Cartman: (Lemon) ~Request~

(Authors note: im sorry in advance if this is lemon bad. It's been a hot minute since writing something like this)

Warnin: Foul Language and Sex

It was late at night and you were laying in bed, flipping through pages of a book. The book in question was a smutty, S&M story. Eric was late. But you couldn't help it. You needed some sort of relief. "Honey, I'm hoooome." A familiar voice shouted from the front door. "In here my love!" You called back, being discreet about hiding the sex book. He had opened the door to your bedroom. "Well, well, well. What do we have here?" Eric began to undress me with his eyes. "I'm not so sure? Why don't you get over here and find out." You smirked, lifting the covers off of only to reveal you wearing a skimpy (Fav/Col) lingerie. Eric growled at you, walking up to the bed and climbed on top of you. Straddling your hips, he looked over at the book and started laughing. "He lifted her skirt up to reveal a voluptuous, bare bottom-"  something in his eye twinkled as he got a idea.

"(Y/n), what the FUCK is this bullshit?" Eric teased you flipping through more pages. You bit your lower lip and muttered under your breath. "A uh, sex book?" He arched his eyebrow and smirked. "Is that a question or a answer?" You gulped. "An answer."
Eric got off of you, sitting on the edge of the bed. He grabbed your wrist and pulled you down on his lap. "Uh huh, how many chapters of this filth have you read?" Eric asked you. "Nine chapters..."  You answered, feeling nervous. "Nine chapters huh? Looks like you'll be getting nine ass spankings then. Do you understand?" You gulped "Y-yes." You stuttered out. "Yes what?" Eric pulled your thong down, rubbing your ass cheeks softly. "Y-yes sir." Eric smirked slightly, then swatted your ass swiftly and hard. "Count." He said gruffly. "One-" he smacked your ass again, slightly harder this time. "T-two." You groaned, gripping Eric's outer thigh.
He went all the way to nine. But by then, your ass was red and a tad bit sore.

"Now, on your back, dirty slut." He shoved you on the bed itself, grabbing the cuffs out of our sex drawer. Attaching the cold metal onto your wrists and cuffing you to the bed frame. Making you unable to move your hands. "You must be punished for trying to start without me, baby girl." Eric looked down at you while he undid his belt buckle. 'Holy fuck-' you thought to yourself as you watched him. Eric took his belt, folded it together and pried your mouth open, having you bite down on the leather.
You obliged. Looking up at him with your (E/C) orbs. Eric was stripping out of the remainder of his clothes. Revealing his throbbing member. Your breath hitched as you felt yourself become damper than usual. "Are you a good girl?" Eric rubbed the tip of his dick against your soaking, wet entrance, teasing you. Causing you to arch your back in pleasure. "Mmmhmph!" You muffled out. "I'm sorry, what's that? I couldn't hear you." He smirked looking down at you. Eric reached over to grab a small, pink vibrator with a little tip and placed it on your clit. 'Oh my God-'

The restraints jiggled a little as you wriggled in the bed. Eric kept switching the settings from fast to slow. This mother fucker was edging you. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head, you were becoming greedy. Grinding your clit against the sex toy, you felt the build up become more intense. "Ah ah ah, not yet, princess." Eric leaned over to whisper in your ear. "You cum for me. Me alone. You got that?" You moaned out in response, wanting so much more. Eric was kind enough to remove the belt from your mouth. "When you do, I want you to scream my name." Your eyes widened at that. "F-fuck, yes sir." You stuttered out. Eric kissed your chest, then left a trail leading down to your sopping pussy. The kisses felt spectacular, like little sparks of electricity running throughout your body. When Eric reached to your warmth, he poked his wet tongue into the entrance. Making you gasp out in shock. Without hesitation, Eric started to lap his tongue, pushing and prodding at your pussy. "Oh fuck, Eric!" You moaned out, grinding your hips against his mouth.

Eric gripped onto your thighs, getting deeper into your vagina. Just barely hitting your G-spot. You hated the fact your wrists were chained up. But at the same time, it was extremely hot not being able to touch him. In all honesty, if you were, you would have been gripping his brown hair and shoving his face in to get deeper. Yet again just when you were about to climax, he pulled away. Looking at you as he took his thumb to wipe away your juices from the corner of his mouth. "God, you taste so good, (Y/n)." Eric took his dick, placing it right in front of your entrance. Rocking his hips back and forth, the tip just barely poking inside your warmth. You moaned out loud. "P-please, baby?" You looked up at him with the certain 'fuck me' look that Eric Cartman likes. He smirked wickedly. "Who's pussy does this belong to?" He asked as he slammed his cock into your pussy, hitting the G-spot once. "Ahhh! Yours!" You gasped out.

Your boyfriend started thrusting his dick deep inside you. Holding up your legs above his shoulder, getting deeper inside of you. "F-fuck!! Eric!!" You whimpered out. He kept grinning, picking up the pace and switching your leg position to be around his hips. You clenched your legs around him. Making him locked in. "That's right, scream my name baby girl." He grunted, leaning over to suck on your areoles. You gripped on the cuffs, arching your back. "FUCK!!! I'm going to cum!" You screamed out. The sound of your juices sloshed together as he kept thrusting in and outside of your pussy. "Cum for me, love. Come on, cum on my fucking dick." A couple of seconds later, he hit your G-spot at the perfect time and your muscles twitch as the two of you came at the same time. "That's right, take it-good girl."

The two of you panted for a moment as Eric grabbed the keys for the handcuffs. "Oh, god. That was amazing, babe." You looked at him and tried getting your heart rate normal. He chuckled darkly. "Oh darling, we aren't finishing yet. Hands and knees. Now." Your eyes widened. "O-okay." You flipped over, getting into doggy position. Eric smacked your ass hard. Your ass cheek rippled from the impact of his hand.  This caused you to yelp in surprise. He lifted your butt up and shoved his dick back inside your pussy again. "Fuuuuck-" you moaned out. The feeling of his warm cock felt so good inside of you.
"Fuck this pussy is so tight." He groaned, smacking your ass again as the other hand gripped your right hip. "Take this dick." He grunted as he continued to thrust into you vagina. "Ooo, shit Eric!!!" You moaned out loud.

Eric place his hand on your shoulder. "Play with your clit." He ordered. You grabbed the pink vibrator, placing it right on top of your clit. "That's right-"  he gripped onto your hair, pulling it back a bit and that cause you to scream out in pleasure. "FUCK!!! Eric!!!! Just like that! Fuck me right there!" You moaned out as your whole body tightened. Not moments later, you felt the buildup explode over Eric's cock. You panted heavily, turning off the sex toy. "Good girl, now finish me off." He dragged you to him, making you sit up straight as he thrusted his cock inside your slick mouth. "MMMMPH!!" You moaned out, swirling your things around his shaft. Causing him to moan out in pleasure. "You look so pretty doing that-" he held back your hair as you kept sucking his cock. Every once in a while he would pull your mouth off to get air. "Fuck, (y/n)." He groaned. "Fuck I'm going to cum." His thick member quivered as his cum erupted, forcing you to swallow it. "You're a really good girl. Fuck." You pulled away panting and wiped off his cum, licking it off your finger. "Let's get cleaned up, shall we?" You asked and Eric smiled happily. "Of course, princess."