South Park X Reader One Shots

Butters Stotch: Crushing on You (pt 1)

It was Valentine's week here in South Park High School. Honestly, you imagined it was going to be a shitty ass week. Everyone was already working on their own decorations and mailboxes. Hoping they would get their own letter from their crush. Meanwhile, your crush was absolutely clueless. This certain simpleton in question was the one and only Leopold "Butters" Stotch. You two have been best friends since forever you could remember. Only recently realizing that you were beginning to form a huge crush on him. The school bell rang, not only signaling that class was starting in five minutes but also snapping you out of your own thoughts.
Groaning, you slammed your locker door shut and began to head to Mr. Garrisons class. "Well, hey there (Y/n)! Did ya get a good nights rest?" The familiar voice creeped up from behind you. It was Butters. A small smile formed on your lips. "Honestly it was kinda crappy. Bunch of nightmares for some reason." You gave the Blonde boy a slight shrug. He placed a hand on your should then squeezed it slightly. "Well, gosh...I'm terribly sorry to hear about that (Y/n)." Butters removed his hand from your shoulder. "Ya know, my nightmares get pretty bad too. One time I was in class and we had this REALLY important test where it was as big as those Harry Potter books. But I wasn't able to finish it because the time ran out and I was freaking out because I knew I'd be grounded for sure. Oh boy, in that dream I sure did get one heck of a butt whooping. But I only realized it was a dream when my alarm woke me up. But what I did to calm myself down is I look around the room and point out specific things then close my eyes to try and memorize where they were so it will calm my heart rate down. You should try it sometime! It really works wonders."
Your smile became more genuine. This boy was adorable. "I definitely will have to try that sometime. Thank you Butters." He nodded happily. "No worries! What did you dream about that got ya so worked up though?" You felt your face begin to grow hotter as you began to blush. "Uhh, mainly I was trying to give my crush a letter that confessed how I felt about him and he ripped up in front of my face. Then laughed about how nobody will love me." Butters eyes widened. "Holy Moly! Who the heck was your crush? Eric Cartman?" You snorted at that. "God no. You do know him pretty well though I would say." Butters pursed his lips for a moment thinking. "Kyle?" You giggled. "No, you silly goon. Not Kyle either." The two of you walked up to Mr. Garrisons class and sat in your assigned seats. "Good morning, you little shit heads. Let's get settled in and get this Fuck show started." Garrison greeted the entire class. He had turned his back on the class, writing on the chalk board. VALENTINES DATING 101. "Alright, now I know some of ya'll have little significant others. But what I am about to teach you today is ridiculously important EVERYONE would need to take notes on this shit." Mr. Garrison cleared his throat, and everyone looked at each other worried about what will come from todays lesson. Not gonna lie, you kinda just blanked out the "lesson" because it was just one of Garrisons rants about how he had a date that bailed on him. Smart guy, you thought to yourself. All you did in class was doodle little hearts with BS & your initials. Eric noticed and poked your arm. "Psst! Who's BS? Is it Bebe or Butters??"  Your face turned red again. "No Eric! Shut the hell up. You're going to get us in trouble." He slid you a note saying: I can help!
You rolled your eyes at him. Then scribbled back: I don't need your help Eric!
Eric grunted annoyed. Then wrote back: I'm only trying to make sure you get with the person you want. It's valentines week and Cupidme is coming. Now is it Bebe or Butters?
You hesitated. He did get Nicole and Tolkien together..... you decided to write back: Butters...but don't tell him please. Idk if I'm ready for that yet. So keep you and Cupidme out of it!
You heard Cartman groan when he received the letter then hear some whispering from him. Some dumbass bug bit or something your neck, causing you to smack at it. "Ouch, what the fuck?" You mumbled. Humph. Strange....
Butters shot up suddenly from his chair and frantically ran out the class. "Butters!? Where on earth do you think you're going!?" Butters flipped Mr. Garrison off and ran away without saying anything. But, before he left however he made eye contact with you and you felt your heart speed up a little bit. Going back to doodling, you zoned out the rest of class. Only thinking about Butters and how cute he is. The school bell rang signaling that the class was over. Sighing softly, you gathered your items and headed back to the hallway. Wondering what happened to the blonde teen. You had lunch next so you headed to the cafeteria. Picking out the lunch and being disappointed because it's not the same as the food Chef made way back when.  Seeing the guys, you headed up to them and say your lunch tray down next to them. "Do any of you know what happened to Butters? He kinda left suddenly in the middle of class which isn't like him and I'm worried about him." You pursed your lips while dipping your spoon in a chocolate pudding cup. Mmm... Stan looked at you concerned. "No? He what you mean he just left?" Eric nodded and spoke up. "Yeah. Even flipped off Mr. Garrison on the way out." Kenny was shocked at that. "No way! Butters would never do that." You shrugged. "Well he did." The doors swung open. Hitting the wall only to reveal Butters holding a giant poster, your favorite flowers, a bunch of sweets, and seemingly out of breath. "(Y/N)!!!!" You were confused. The hell is going on? "I LIKE LIKE YOU!!! A LOT! PLEASE! GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME FRIDAY!?!" You squealed in delight. "Yes! Of course!" You ran up to him, kissing his right cheek. Butters face turned red as he gave you the gifts. "I'll see you later." He smiled. And when he was down the hall he pulled out his phone, texting you. I miss you already. You arched your eyebrow at that. But waved at him as he walked off. "Uhhh, (y/n)?" Eric fumbled with his hands as he walked up to you. "I can't believe that just happened!" You were beaming happily. Looking into the flowers he gave you and giggled. Eric chuckled nervously. "Uh, (y/n)?"
He tapped your shoulder, grabbing your attention. "Hmm?" You looked over towards him. "It was uh Cupidme." He whispered so softly you barely heard him. "What was that?" He looked nervous. "Cupidme." Your eyes widened then you grimaced angrily, punching him in his shoulder. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING GET INVOLVED!" Eric's eyes began to water as he started to cause a scene. "OOOOWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIEIEEEEEE" he whined. You rolled your eyes and growled. "Get up you dumb ass baby. AND FIX THIS!" Eric rubbed his shoulder and got up. "Hey there's one good thing about this situation though...." You glared at him. "And what's that?" He smirked. "Cupidme's arrows only works when the other person likes you." Your face began to heat up. "Wait what?" Eric nodded. "I think there's one way you can chill butters out. That's by giving Cupidme his medicine." You sighed. "Then call Cupidme and give him his freaking medicine." Eric sighed. "It doesn't work like that. He has a mind of his own. He does what ever the fuck he wants."  You pursed your lips in thought. "So let's make up a plan then I guess."