Y/ns pov:
I woke up at 5:30 (11:30) in ordr to gut redy to scckkol I opn my oven ble orbs (Ocean blue eyes~) (mmmm Orbies)I walked into the batroom and looked into the miror to see a golden blnde girl with ocan blue obs. "I look so ugly, because I did not hav my 8 ours of slep " (This dude gets 8 hours of sleep, We ppl out here get like less. dude still complains your lucky you know that) I signed and took a shovwer and brush my hair
(Brought to you by Me having cancer from what I'm creating)
I put my hair in a messy bun and put on a quick outfit
(Ahem pick me Ahem)
I ran down the stairs and triped bc I was too fas (Bro slow down its early in the morning shcool starts at 7)
I fell in the stairs and died.
Good ending...
Oh wait....
Nope ......
She's still alive.....
God damn you plot armorI feel donw the tairs and hut myself
I looked up to se Willow just standing there (MENACINGLY) "Are you ok?" She asked "Y-y-yeah I'm f-" before I could finnish she cuts me of "I didn't ask you I'm asking the stairs" She plainly said (Lol).
"Can you help me here?" i said asking willow for help
"No, Deal with it yourself 'miss I'm not like any girls' " Willow said as she goes to the kitchen. 'Ugh I hate her!!!' I thought.(Brought to you by Y/N who can't manage to get up)
I finally managed to get up (Finally)
And walked to the kitchen to see Willow eating Chinese egg fried rice, (The egg from DSMP) a butter toast and Milo.(The egg has finally been cooked)
(As Trixie Would say 'mmm toast')
(Milo EVERYDAY)
I eat some of the toast while Willow is leaving for her work 'Tch, I hate her so much. I mean she's the one pay-ing the electok bill and Wahtah and has a job, but still'
I brushed my teeth and went to school
(BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH THREE TIMES A DAY BRUSH WITH COLGATE!!)A/N: Imma stop it from here.
For some more information
Willow works as a funeral planner and a writer.she's 20 while Y/N is 19 making willow older.
Her parents we're in jail because
Her dad was framed and her mother got send for beating the shit out of a Karen.
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Satire Y/N stories
HumorThis stories are all satire and some are fanfics others not this book is a complete joke.