Y/N pov:
My Bully Jake was interrupted by a ginger-haired girl with ugly clothes (says you mother fuc-)
"Jake!!! You left me you moron!!" She screamed
He turned around and said, "Trixie what the actual fuck!?"
"What?" She asked plainly
"I- What do you want?" He said with annoyance laced in his tone.
"Oh nothing, your class is starting btw"
"Shit, You!!!" He looked at me
"We're not done" He runs into class
Great my time with him is ruined bc of this no-class bitch (Bro, I'm no mirror -Trixie)
"Hello ice to meat you," She said
"H-h-h-h-h-hi," I said
"Why are you stuttering too much woman/man/person"
"Why are you using different pronouns?" I said while looking at her raising my brow
"Bc I don't want to use the wrong pronouns on anybody, I'm just trying to be respectful," She said "I-i-i-i-i-i'm Y/N," I said. "Well ice to meat you Y/n/n," She said nicely, ugh it's obvious that she hates me everyone does (And I agree, Everyone hates you) she is soo annoying she ruined my time with Jakey boo (!?) And now talking to me "So, what pronouns do you use? She asked, "Use She/Her." "Oh ok then now I know what pronouns to use for you then." " Now what are your name and pronouns?" I ask NICELY hiding my annoyance "Oh the names Trixie, Homo sapiens. And my pronouns are She/her or they/them." she said "btw I gotta go fast sooooooooooooo, sea you sooooooooonn Homo saline" she said skateboarding to the second floor ugh I hate her already.
(A/N)
I died so yeah Kinda short I think
Anyways info for Trixie is her
(dream job in the future: Terrorist)
(things she is good at: Chemistry, building, Science, and Destroying things)
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Satire Y/N stories
HumorThis stories are all satire and some are fanfics others not this book is a complete joke.
