as jelp walked down the hallway heading to english, she past lamp. she has always had a thing for lamp, but played it off as if they were enemies. " hey nerd " jelp blurted as lamp barged past her. " kys " lamp shouted back. lamp also had a thing for jelp, but never cared to show it. as jelp sat in english, she got a text.
lampgetsbitches- "yo"
jelpjelpson- "what do you want"
lampgetsbitches- "you 😏"
jelpjelpson- "what.."
lampgetsbitches- "meet at the bathrooms"
jelpjelpson- "okay bet"
jelp put away her phone and stuck her hand up. "sir can i go to the toilet?"
" i dont give a shit dude "
jelp quickly ran out of the classroom, desperate to meet up with lamp.
*
" hey bitch" lamp stuttered
" why did you want me here "
" i want you baby girl "
" okay "
as they leaned in... they started jujuing on da beat.. it was magical, like no other jujus jelp had ever jujued with anyone. it was perfect.
" wow.. thank you lamp.. "
" till next time baby 😏 "
this is satire
