Nation Hearts! (Hetalia x Reader)

Mr Love Expert

The meeting was finished, everybody walked back to their rooms provided by America. Since I was staying here for a week, America gave me a room between China's and his. Across from mine was France's room and beside that was Russia's room. And on the other side was a bathroom.

I went to take a bath, walking over to the bathroom door, I opened it to reveal a huge bathroom with 3 showers. Luckily they were covered. Leaving only the top visible, high enough to cover my whole body and only my head was exposed. I took the middle because it looks the neatest.

I took off my clothes and opened up the shower into the perfect temperature. I just stood there rinsing for 3 minutes, not yet shampooing because the water was so soothing. Then Russia came in...wearing nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist.... 😳

"Ah.. Good Morning [Y/N]!!" He said, acting like the situation is NOT uncomfortable. The worst part was that he was so tall the he could peek trough the wall between us. He took the one on the right and removed the towel, leaving him with nothing on. His eyes were closed and he turned around, not facing me. Phew...

A little later France came in... towel wrapped around his waist.
'NOPENOPENOPENOPEOHFORTHELOVEOFGODPLEASENO'
He was taller than me... Not to mention PERVY.
This information was brought to you by America.

I quickly took my shampoo and 'accidentally' squirted some on France's eyes.
"OH IT BURNS!! GAAH MAKE IT STAHP!!!!" He started to freak out then Russia turned around. Thankfully, his gaze was not on my nude figure and it was on France.

It took France my whole bath to get the burning off his eyes. Phew....

I wrapped the towel around my body, it was shorter than my knees my long enough to cover me. I stepped out of the shower and into my room. Changing into a tank top longer than waist and some shorts. Laying down on my bed I decided to go eat some breakfast. By the way it was only 9 in the morning.

I wandered through the halls, following a weird scent of pancakes. As I drew closer, it smelled weirder and so wrong... I reached a large set of doors slightly opened to reveal the kitchen. I peaked inside to see a cooking England... Sneaking behind him, I peaked over his shoulder to reveal pancakes....green pancakes...

"AIYAH!! WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL ,ARU!!

China popped up from the door and started freaking out at England's creation.

"THIS IS JUST SOO WRONG, ARU!!" He took the frying pan out of the surprised England's hand.

"Aiyah.... I'm just gonna make some dumplings... [Y/N], could you go get the others?"
"Sure.."

I retraced my steps back to my room and thought about what could be happening back at home.. Couldn't be that they invaded already?! Ngh...maybe I'll ask America for some help later...

My thoughts started spiraling downwards and I completely abandoned my body and tripped...and fell on someone...

Worst part about it was that it was France. Oh Please No...

"Oh there you are you little eye-squirter." he said teasing me.
"Oh Hello Mr Pervert..." I teased back.
"Playing Dirty? Hohonhon.." he started being dirty again... Need to escape.

"Um, let's just eat... I'm starving." I pushed him off me and dusted off my shorts.
I started walking but before my fifth step, he grabbed my hand and whispered in my ear... "Let's..."

He dragged me and I had to run to keep up with his pace. "We should eat before the others get here..."

We entered the familiar kitchen doors and we were greeted with the wonderful scent of Dumplings, made by China.
"Ah, [Y/N]... Where are the others??" China asked while seasoning the dish. "Oh, they're probably still getting dressed.."
France made me sit down nest to him. MADE ME. China handed us a plateful of dumplings.

I reached out for a dumpling but France grabbed my arm and held it on my lap. He used his other hand to take a dumpling from MY plate. Letting go of my hand, he held my chin up. "Open up." he commanded as I opened my mouth. He fed me the dumpling. "How does it taste?" "Good..." "Really? Let me try.."

He grabbed another dumpling and placed half of it into my mouth, he leaning in and bit the other half of it.
"You know you could just use a fork..." he giggled at my comment. "But I like you better."
(Woah!! OHSHC Reference there!!)
He held up my chin again and leaned closer to my face. "Tell me you want to learn more."
"I...want to learn more?? I guess..."
"I knew it."

He dragged me, again, out of the kitchen, through the hallways, and into his room.

"But what exactly do I want to learn??"

"Ohonhonhon.... Isn't it obvious?? Learn about Love."

France pulled out a chalkboard out of nowhere and started tutoring about this thing called 'love'.
I was in there ALL day... Though we ate Lunch that afternoon.

It was night and I was in the middle of his lesson about 'passion' when I got the sudden urge to sleep.
I just laid down on his bed. Not fully asleep yet, to see how this situation comes out.

He stops talking and watches my sleeping figure as he sighed and hid the chalkboard. He turned of the lights and blanketed me. Then he laid down next to me, I was facing away from him, but getting a bit uncomfortable, I shifted to the other side. He was facing me. His eyes were slightly opened. He caressed my cheek.

It felt really good, for some reason, I snuggled closer to him, burying my face into his chest.. He smells like Roses. He place his arm on my waist and pulled me closer. I started slipping away into sleep when suddenly, the door opened.

Well Yeah... This is how the Rest of the Night Went...

America : [Y/N]!!! OHMAIGOD FRANCE YOU SICK SICK SICK GET OFF HER!!!

France : Ngh.... It's like 10 pm, leave me alone Mon Ami... (Mon Ami = My Friend)

[Y/N] : Mmm... France...

America : OH FRANCE YOU HAVE REALLY DONE IT THIS TIME!! GET OUT YOU SICKO!!

France : *Runs out of the room, laughing like hell..*

America : *Removes Blanket* Oh thank God...

[Y/N] : Thank God for what?

America : GAAH!! [Y/N]!! WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU!! AND WHY ARE THE LIGHTS OUT?!
(Woah!! OHSHC Reference there!!)

[Y/N] : Oh geez, calm down Alfred.. It's just that...

America : JUST WHAT?!

[Y/N] : He really had one big-

America : ONE BIG WHAT?!?! DID HE RAP-

[Y/N] : NO!! IT WASN'T LIKE THAT!!

America : THE LIGHTS WERE OUT AND YOU SAW HIS ONE BIG WHAT?!

[Y/N] : HE HAS A BIG KNOWLEDGE ON PASSION OKAY?!?!

America : *Snaps out of life*

[Y/N] : Alfred??

America : ....

France : *Enters*

[Y/N] : Hey France, get me out of here.

France : Bien. *Takes me to my room*

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After that, the two argued for the rest of the night...