Yandere South Park headcannons

Yandere Popular Jerk Kyle Broflovski x Nerd reader

(This was requested btw)

Well Kyle is popular now and it did effect his personality unfortunately in your opinion, he also calls you a "nerd" probably because he's jealous of you..or something in that direction you suspected at least.

But actually he tries to come off as funny but he REALLY isn't, so every "joke" he throws at you feels more like a personal attack or like a weak ass insult to you.

Honestly you are sick of his shit and kinda made it clear.
Even ignoring him didn't make it better.
He made your friends be scared to hangout with you because of his threatening...

The teachers of course don't do shit...he started writing creepy "romantic" letters to you..you think and HOPE it's a shitty and unfunny joke of his...

People even ship you both together now since Kyle's popularity and he said that he has "a crush" on you...
You don't believe that at ALL to say at least

Kyle also makes sure that you won't get close with anyone besides him which means that you even have less of a social life now..

You like to nerd on him though with "Um- actshually🤓🤓🤓" and that triggers him...you like to do that honestly... little do you know that it's exactly what Kyle wants

He tries to come off as tough but you think it's more pathetic actually...He tells you to "touch more grass" but at least you act like a respectable member of society

You also have more knowledge of roasting people thanks to having had arguments online before but that's just who you are and you are highly allergic to stupidity❤️💞

Many people call him badass and you DO have to admit when he isn't acting like an absolute moron around you.. he's actually kinda badass..you also kinda have to give him credit for saving you from a bully before...but you have never seen that bully ever again strangely..

He has badass traits but you hate to admit thanks to his behavior towards you, also he kinda gatekeeps you somehow and is like always there where you are..

Honestly your biggest fear is valentine's day..you could fake your sickness on that day but who says that would stop Kyle from being the biggest creep

You REALLY do wish to discuss this with your parents and to maybe get homeschooled or online class at least to get away from a popular excuse of a creep

Little do you know that he kinda stalked you and caught wind of what you want to discuss with your parents...

He will come up with a plan that you surely won't like.