The Great Diarrhea

I Lied About the Last Chapter This is Poopy School

In an instant we were standing in a school. It looked like Hogwarts but it had more toilets. It was incredible. "You will be sleeping in room 66 in tower 6," A person told me. "Okay..." I answered. "You can explore the castle, fart into one of the yellow holes in the wall if you get lost." It handed me a map. Eventually I found my way to my room. I had to share with 3 other humans. A girl with bright green hair got up from her bed, and put her hand forward to shake it. "I'm Hailey," she announced. I shook her hand. She turned around to get a can of Lysol. She then sprayed me with it. "She does that to everyone," A short Asian girl told me. I nodded. "My name is Ima," She said politely. "I should probably shake your hand now but I don't want to get up," she said. "Um that's fine you don't have to," I replied. There was an awkward silence. Then an African American boy walked in. "Hello," he said. "Hi," Hailey said. "Can I feel your hair?" She asked. "Yeah, go ahead," he said in a confused tone. She rubbed his head like it was a crystal ball. "What's your name?" She asked when she was done. "Jimi," he said. "Like Jimi Hendrix?" She asked excitedly. "Yes, my parents are hippies," he said. Ima rolled her coal black eyes. "I'm Ima," she said to Jimi. "Just out of curiosity, are you left handed and do you play guitar?" Ima asked him. "Yes, but I play the trumpet," he said. The two girls just kinda looked at him like he was a shark singing show tunes. As strange as they seemed to be they'd probably love that. I decided to rescue him and introduce myself. "I'm Arthur," I said. "Hello," he said. "What now?" Hailey asked. Ima looked at her watch. "It's only 1:34," she said. "Let's explore!" Jimi said. "This is very non-climatic," Hailey stated.