*FAST FORWARD THROUGH A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT*
There was a big shit monster standing right in front of us. We all harnessed the power of diarrhea and smoked out that asshole. A few minutes after we defeated it Goat Buddy hustled out of his hiding spot. "Thank you so much, you have freed the school of the Shit's tyranny!" He said. "It was nothing really," I said. "Nothing? I probably shat out a few organs! I'll have to steal them from some unsuspecting imbecile," Hailey said. Ima pulled Hailey into passionate kiss. "You can have my organs," she said. "We'll have to share," Hailey responded. They continued kissing. Goat Buddy watched them creepily. Me and I high fived.
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The Great Diarrhea
LosoweThe journey of a young child who has learned of its ability to poop a lot. Along side its companions it must defeat the Soap Lord.
