Me: Bes! Hello!
Friend: Bakit?
Me: Huh?
Friend: May kailangan ka?
Me: Uh, wala naman po... Gusto lang kitang kamustahin.
Friend: Whatever.
Me: May problema ba tayo, bes?
Friend: Wala. Everything is peachy.
Me: Sigurado ka ba?
Friend: Yes.
Me: Eh, bakit parang ang sungit mo ngayon?
Friend: Ganito talaga ang ugali ko.
Me: Come on, bes. Huwag kang matakot magsabi sa akin kung may problema ka. No need to burrito round the bush with me.
Friend: ...
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