Chapter one: minion mayhem are u ok

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I woke up. I do that sometimes uwuw/, but most of the time only on the most important times. Today was supe important lol bc i get to see my crush, lightning mcqueen, at school. Out school is called lightning mcqueen high school because hes thst important. Btw hes my first crush in a while cause me, norah, just broke up with my ex kyli jenner bc he was totally inlove with hies bestfirned joe. Aristocrat dumped him like at the same time so were both single again but like who cares. That was yesterday. We started dating yesterday. Anyoway back to ligntnin as i call him, hes way hotter than kyle ever was. His crusty paint is so srhecky and his weird human eyes are so devil emoji omg. But anyway time to go to school ig i think. OH WAIT IM NOT WEARING ANYTHING GOOD1!!'!~~'''''~~~~~~~ i remember. So i dig thru my trash can and find nasty tik tok leggings and the croppiest cirp top ever. Omg lightning mcqween will lobe it !!!!!!

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