Cat woman - Killua
Næ næ Kirua - Gon
Skarlet - Kuarpika
Mr french oreo - Leorio
Biggest OP - Chrollo
L E G S - Pakunoda
Sadist/srs - Feitan
Masochist/hj - Phinks
Nurse Joy - Machi
Zoomiez - Shizuku
Big MAN - Uvogin
Purple - Shalnark
Scar Face/j - Franklin
Magic mirror - Kortopi
Needle cushion - Bonolenov
Samurai strong - Nobunaga
Fen - Kalluto
Ronald Mcdonald - Hisoka
Trophy wife - Illumi
Næ næ Kirua has added 18 contacts
Cat woman: Gon what the fuck is this
Skarlet: I would like to know as well.
Mr french oreo: Who are these people gon?
Big MAN: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ronald Mcdonald: Gon you included me in your group chat~? ❤️
Cat woman: Oh fuck
Masochist/hj: What the fuck
L E G S: What the fuck is right.
Mr french oreo: HOLY FUCK??
L E G S: Hello Leorio!
Mr french oreo: Hey Pakunoda!
Mr french oreo: GON YOU HAVE THE PHANTON TROUPE'S NUMBERS??
Mr french oreo: LIKE ALL OF THEM??
Mr french oreo: LIKE DO YOU HAVE SHIZUKUS??? FEITANS???
Masochist/srs: yes
Zoomiez: Hi!
Mr french oreo: Holy shit.
Cat woman: Yeah youre still in the group chat Leorio.
Skarlet: ...
Biggest OP: Oh Kurapika's here? :)
Skarlet: No.
Skarlet had left the chat
Næ næ Kirua: NO
Næ næ Kirua has added Skarlet to the chat
Skarlet: let me LEAVE
Næ næ Kirua: NO YOU STAY. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DONT EAT PANCAKES ON PANCAKE THURSDAY. YOU SUFFER. I GAVE YOU MANY WARNING AND YOU NEVER TOOK THEM. NOW YOU FEEL PAIN.
Skarlet: GON PLEASE ANYBODY BUT THEM
Purple: Whats wrong with us?
Skarlet: EVERYTHING
Nurse Joy: Is it because people like us and not you?
Skarlet: Ill have you know I am very like among my peers. I don't mind SOME of you but CHROLLO is where I draw the line.
Biggest OP: Whats wrong with me Pika? :(
Skarlet: Do NOT call me Pika or when I see you again the teachers won't be able to pull me off this time.
Needle cushion: I think we all need to relax you know. Just have a nice friendly conversation
Ronald Mcdonald: Feitan <3
Sadist/srs: NO.
Sadist/srs: NOT ACKNOWLEDGE ME YOU FEIND
Sadist/srs: I NO LIKE YOU.
Trophy wife: Hisoka please.
Ronald Mcdonald: ILLUMI <3
Trophy wife: .
Trophy wife: No.
Ronald Mcdonald: :(
Nurse Joy: Hah.
Nurse Joy: LOSER NAYHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
L E G S: Machi.
Nurse Joy: Yes ma'am I deeply apologize and it will never happen again
Masochist/hj: Simp.
Nurse Joy: You stfu you praise the ground Feitan walks on if she were to critically injure you you would thank her get on my level you nappy headed ass blonde boy
Sadist/srs: Lol
Scar Face/j: Why am i here Næ næ Kirua: The same reason everyone else is!! Kurapika chose to skip a pancake thursday so now she has to suffer through being in a group chat with you guys! but i think you guys are cool so dont worry!
Cat woman: Im ready to take a nap.
Næ næ Kirua: Aww but the fun just started... :(
Cat woman: Later Gon im tired.
Næ næ Kirua: Aww ok! Sweet dreams Killua! Ill come in later to give you a kiss on the forehead! :)
Cat woman: Mhm.
Cat woman had gone offline
Mr french oreo: Happy couples :/
Sadist/srs: Phinks
Masochist/hj: ?
Sadist/srs: You get food already. yes?
Masochist/hj not yet the line is long as fuck
Sadist/srs: Good get more fries
Masochist/hj: Whats with you and fries all of a sudden?
Purple: OOH GET MILKSHAKES TOO
Big MAN: GET 15
Purple: Why 15? not everyone drinks milkshakes Uvo.
Big MAN: Exactly
Big MAN: 10 for me and the rest is spread out!
Skarlet: Fatass.
Big MAN: HEY
Skarlet: WHAT?? I BEAT YOUR ASS ONCE I CAN DO IT AGAIN.
Big MAN: Im not fat :(
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Næ næ Kirua: wait where is everybody going
Zoomiez has come online
Zoomiez: UVO GET UR BIG ASS OVER HERE FEITAN JUST STAREYD A FIGHT AND SHES WINNING YOU NEED TO SEE THIS
Big MAN: OH OK IM OMW
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L E G S: I guess I better go break this up..
L E G S had gone offline
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Scar face: how long has he been here..
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Næ næ Kirua: WELL THEYRE ALL GONE SO IM GONNA GO NAP WITH KILLUA BYE
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Mr french oreo: so Kurapika its just us...
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Mr french oreo: oh..
Ronald Mcdonald: Dont fret long one were here for you
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Mr french oreo: Thanks? Hisoka?
Ronald Mcdonald: Oh- Never mind then.
Ronald Mcdonald has gone offline
Mr french oreo: ...
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Why Kurapika hates spiders (HxH ChatFic)
FanfictionThe title explains it all BUT Gon adds everyone to one big group chat because Kurapika told him they couldn't have pancakes for dinner :) Original by me is on AO3 Ranked 🥇 in Phinfei
