A new job

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(I have seen the chip and dale movie, and it gave me a few new ideas. Though an aging toon kinda contradicts Betty and other classics still being alive. But if the show demand the character to be older they can and go back to how they were before.)
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I just lay on my couch, flipping through some tv channels, watching old reruns of certain shows, Cartoon Network rerunning teen titans go for the 80th time and Nickelodeon spamming SpongeBob on the channel blocks.

(Y/n): sigh, at least I'm not homeless yet. Yet I guess is the keyword.

I decided to leave it on Cartoon Network and just drown out the cringe of the show. It's ironic, teen titans go is more slapstick yet any slapstick toon hates it.

A knock was heared at the door, then mail came through. It was just a bunch of junk the humans try to sell us to advertise, but they usually want the big guys. I threw them in the trash and sat back at the tv.

(Y/n): Fuck this show, it's getting too annoying, even for me.

I noticed I've become more bitter ever since the encounter with Mickey. I shouldn't to be honest, other toons had it worse. I decided to put on nick's other channels. Blue was on, but she seems less energetic than she was a few years ago. We I click on nicktoons and I see Clifford, a cgi one and being promoted for a streaming service.

(Y/n):*groans* Noooo not you too! Sigh, you know what, less tv for now, let's see if anyone is hiring! .... And the ink and paint is always hiring...

Toons who needed work always go to the ink and paint as a 'last resort' since well it was owned and operated by toons. It's not bad but a lot of toons have been seen working there after some layoffs and cancelations. Toons won't be hired for any real higher end jobs because of their 'goofy' nature and such. And toons won't work in too dangerous places constantly because the contractors wouldn't care if they get hurt or not since nothing can kill a toon except for thinner and a concoction called dip.

And as I searched, there were just some people looking for toons wanting them to advertise a product of unknown effects on others.

I may be jobless. But I'm not that desperate that I want to be a mascot of a product with unknown written effects.

(Y/n): Yeah, if I wanna destroy my reputation, I'd rather not be through making humans sick, so no.

I kinda just look at the tv and see what else they try to put good toons through. I just look at job requests, and found a weird one. Weird since it was sent through a text message.

(Y/n): 'looking for comfort human, pay dependent on how nice they are, preferably male'.... Is this a job request or a tinder bio.... Eh fuck it. I don't care enough to worry about it right now. I just some money at least.

I just stare at the tv as it had started to air a marathon of fairly odd parent episodes... and their just jumping between seasons and episodes because why not.

(Y/n): and Mickey isn't my money the dirty rat. I have other ways to judge movies without paying. Is it legal.... No but I don't care.... I'm bored now.

I can't keep still and I don't know why. I should be enjoying the free time I have and look for a job while I relax. Not start jumping off the walls and crying. So I decided to just head out and enjoy the weather. And probably buy something to eat, before my appointment.

Though I was stopped by a guy going door to door with a bunch of papers.

(Red): Oh! Uh....Hello there, my name is (red). I'm looking to help out some cartoon characters get back to what they love to do. And other stuff.

(Y/n): Wait really! Great. Come in, come in.

(Red) entered my house and looked around. I was actually pleased that he came around if I can get back to work. Probably a new show.

(Y/n): You know it's kinda convenient that you came here but I'm glad you're here. I just have a few questions, what is your show mostly about.

(Red): our shows....it's more... adult themed.

(Y/n):*blushed* o-oh... uhm... That's quite the jump... but I think I can live with that.

(Red): Some toons we're made for that but I understand since your show was more for all ages.

(Y/n): Besides the adult themes, what is the main gist?

(Red): I was thinking of well... normal life around toon town, how you guys react and stuff. Though as it seems it's kinda hit or miss at the moment.. But to be fair it will be your show, you will have most of the creative choices.

(Y/n): I was gonna ask that, if I can make some of the choices... but what should the show be....

I forgot I left the tv on, and the Fairly odd parents was playing. Noticiable the episode channel chasers....

(Y/n): I got an idea, and it somewhat works with yours. Most toons do their normal stuff and high-jinx still happenes. What if we record that and sell it off as the show. And probably the in the life stuff with me also.

(Red): Sounds great, one problem, you toons are being relocated. We have these small cameras that can record everything but it will be hard to just follow every one.

(Y/n): Ok, how about it we do it like channel chasers. Though instead, we make up new scenarios and remix a couple of old ones.

(Red): I can probably do that.
(A/n: What do you guys think)

As we started finishing the art of our deal, a knock was heard on my door. We looked at each other confused as I went to see who it was. And to my surprise it was a blue anthro dog.

And to my surprise it was a blue anthro dog

Blue: Pet me!

(Y/n): Yeah sure come in-

Blue had tackled me as I just started to pet her back

Blue: hmm... I needed this :3.

(Y/n): Don't you have your, you know your co star?

Blue: Yeah, but I prefer you.

(Red): Really convenient if you ask me

Blue: I... may have sent that job listing for him only, after I heard he lost his show. But I wanna join you with your new show! It sound like fun.

(Y/n): Can I ask why? You already have a show with your human co-star.

Blue: Yeah, but it's a kids show, but sadly it just started to shove kids throat with-

Blue: I also overheard you guys talking. And I like that you actually try to make a good show. Though I wanna know what is it about?

(Red): Well, we're trying to figure out how to get the guy petting you a good plot for the show.

Blue: Hmmm.... So, Can I help and join in?

(Red): Sure if you want.

Blue: Yay!

(Red): Well I'm glad.... Since when we're you an anthro?

Blue: I always been, the camera just changes a few things.

(Red): Well, I'll let you do whatever gonna set up the things for the show. Check with money will come in the mail-

(Y/n): What about the others who lost their jobs.

(Red): I don't know, invite them I guess. The more the merrier. bring them in and let them get back to the show. And try to find stuff to film. So hey enjoy it.
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I already have 2 scenarios right now in my head.
one with blue (detective spoof idea)
And another idea involving a space ranger.

So I'm technically the producer in this story. But you can provide ideas also...


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