We all know Slappy the dummy from Goosebumps. But Slappy has a twin, named Snappy with green eyes. (Y/n) is 18 and goes to visits her younger brother, Luke Harrison, who's dad makes horror movies. It is a lot of fun being around such scary stuff-esp...
I was half asleep with Snappy holding me, his dummy arms snaked around my waist. My bedroom door burst open. "Wake up sleepy head!" Dad yells, playfully, barging in, Snappy sits up behind me. "Good Morning" Snappy greets. My eyes open. Dad gasps. "What the! (Y/n), you let him sleep in the same bed as you?" Dad asks, confused. "Yeah" I say slowly, Snappy looks at dad smugly. "Don't worry sir, she'll never lose her virginity again!" Snappy states. My eyes widen.
Dad looks down at the doll. "Why does someone give a doll a dick?" Dad bluntly asks, I wheeze. "Why not? Anyways, you've raised a resilient daughter. I'm amazed that she can walk today after the pounding I gave her last night." Snappy says, sitting up, I laugh. Dad growls, and goes to grab Snappy. "I wouldn't touch my hands, you don't know where they've been." Snappy states, giving dad a sly look.
"You are 3 foot tall, your penis is probably only 2 inches" Dad states. "Actually it's 9 inches for the record, but who's counting?" Snappy states. Dad eyes widen. "Your daughter does a mean blowjob!" Snappy states, I was laughing so hard. "Get the hell out" Dad states, crossing his arms. Me and Snappy nod. Dad closes the door, and I change out of my Pj's...Snappy watches me undress and put on a blue-ish grayish tight yoga pants, with a black long sleeve crop top.
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I take my bags and head into my car. "Bye dad!" I yell. "uh..huh" Dad states, me and Snappy jump into my car. "That went well" Snappy says, buckling his seatbelt. "That was horrible" I state, buckling my seatbelt. "You liked it, you were laughing your ass off" Snappy says, I roll my eyes. "I have a great idea, what if we can go to the park, and do like a Ventriloquist act. " I add. "Are you trying to use me to make money?" Snappy asks, kinda mad. "No, I just thought it would be cool...If you know I could bring you out? o-or something..." I say embarrassed. "Well when you put it like that, I like the sound of it." Snappy remarks. I nod. I then drive to Green Grass Park.
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I get out and go around the car to grab up Snappy. Though Snappy practically grabs me up. I head to a park bench and sit Snappy down on my lap. "So, what do we do?" Snappy asks. "We make jokes" I state. No one seems to notice us. I had my hand in his back to make the act look 'real'. "I don't know how to make a joke" Snappy admits. "Then try" I whisper back. "Umm...Okay, My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care." Snappy says. "That was dark" I state. "Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it." Snappy states.
"What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can't be found." Snappy states, laughing. Some people turn there heads to look. "Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times." Snappy adds. "Hey, She's pretty good" A guy says stopping to watch. "When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back." Snappy states, I chuckle, Snappy looks over at me almost in approval. "My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister." Snappy says, laughing. The guy gives me 10 dollars. Some more people stop to watch.
"I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing. Except at a funeral." Snappy says, chuckling to himself. It wasn't that funny, but ok. I get another 10 dollars. "What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he won't come anyway." Snappy states, laughing. Some people walking there dogs turn and look at me. "That's not funny, Snappy" I whisper. "I'm trying" Snappy whispers back.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough." Snappy adds. "What did Kermit the Frog say at his puppeteer's funeral? Not a word." Snappy replies. "Getting kind of lame, dude!" A guy states. "Shut the fu-" I cover Snappy's mouth. "And that's my show! Bye" I say, collecting 20 dollars, and going back to the car. "People have no sense of humor now days" Snappy complains. "I got money" I state. "Split it with me" Snappy orders, I laugh and give him 10. "Thanks" Snappy says, I nod. I get home, and me and Snappy walk in the door.
"Hey, amore, I just wanted to say that I never met anyone like you before, who is so smart and beautiful. I was going to just make you just a stupid slave, but you mean so much to me. I'll always keep loving you through and through" Snappy says, kissing my hand. "I love you too, Snappy" I state. The END...
(A/n: I'm not very good at ending a book. I feel like 21 chapters is a good number to end it at. Also, I was running out of ideas, but I hope you enjoy this book. Writing it was hard as there is not much known about Snappy and his personality. I tried making him slightly a yandere.
I will be writing more fanfics in the future, if you love this one. I hope this ending was good and meaningful. Its a happy ending, I really want it to be more of like a beginning of new things. Thanks for reading!)
I just realized R.L Stine (Creator of Snappy), has a Wattpad account. If he sees this I swear ahh---asdfghjkl
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