(COMPLETED)He Was, She Was [Austin Moon/Ross Lynch Remake]

Chapter Forty Five: Spongebob Squarepants

-Austin POV-

"Yknow I like it when you tie your hair up in a ponytail like that," I said, watching Kathryn as she walked into the living room. She was busy, trying to tie her hair into a ponytail. She laughed at me. "But why though?"

"Because he gets to show off that mark on you neck he made," Lance laughed as he threw himself on the coach, grabbing the remote. As expected, Kath gave him a sweet sarcastic smile and chucked a pillow at him, which he didn't get to avoid.

"I wonder what would happen if a wartank suddenly came in here and blasted your ass of into outer space," She said, pulling the rest of her hair into a ponytail and sitting down next to me.

"No, no, no." Nicole started to say, sitting up. "What if an asteroid came hurdling into Earth and landed right on him and melted him right into the center of the Earth?"

"That would be so cool," Kathryn raised her hand.

"If I ever saw that I would pluck my eyeballs out, because nothing else would be worth watching ever again." I added.

"Thankyou. I so definitely feel your love." Lance sarcastically gushed, pulling Nicole by her waist closer to him. He turned the TV on, going back and forth on channels.

"Can you please stop flicking channels?" Kathryn whined, hiding her face in a pillow. Lance didn't answer, instead he just kept going. For some reason after five minutes of channel-flicking, we ended up lying on the coach.

"Lance, babe?"

"Yeah?"

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs?"

"If you say addictionary I fucking swear to god I will cut you,"

"I was going to say 'high definition' but yours is better," Nicole said, bursting into laughs. Lance just stared at her in disbelief, then to Kath, me, then Nicole again.

"I'll just pretend I never heard that," Kathryn said, putting her thumb and index finger to her temples. I started to laugh to myself.

"Kath, baby?"

"I fucking swear to god if this is another joke I will beat you with a guitar,"

"What did Vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot?"

"Where did my van gogh."

"The correct pronunciation of 'gogh' is "goff", you uncultured swine. Pfft." I said, rolling my eyes.

"Fuck gogh," She said, and I just laughed even worse with Nicole, while Kath and her brother looked at eachother in disbelief.

"Are you done with her because I am so done with him," Kathryn asked her brother in disbeleief.

"That's it," Kathryn said, loosening my arms from around her waist and getting up. She put her hands up in defeat as she shook her head slowly. "I am so through with you. We are so done here."

She started to walk away and I got up, walking after her while still uncontrollably laughing. "Kathryn! Come on! You can't laugh at your own joke, babe!"

"That was a horrible joke and that is definitely not mine." She said, and I just continued laughing. She pulled a face at me and gave me a sarcastic laugh as she opened the fridge, grabbing a chocolate milk juice box. As she stood up and closed the fridge, I hugged her from behind and rested my chin on her shoulder. I placed my lips under her ear.

"I'll bet you'd look adorable grasping on the sheets of my bed," I whispered. Kath looked at me and gave me a teasing smile.

"No matter how many times you compliment me, I'm not making your bed." She whispered, walking away from me. I was left there, stunned. I followed her back to the living room where she saw me and started to laugh. I scoffed at her, sitting down and pulling her next to me.

"Hey Kath."

"Yep?" She said, sinking down a little bit more into the coach and resting her head on my chest.

"What did the crow say to the-"

"I swear to god if you don't shut up with your knock knock jokes I will strap you to a rocket and blast you off into outer space,"

"So morbid."

"Well she learns from the best," Lance said, and they wiggled eyebrows at eachother, laughing.

"Please just go back to flicking channels," I said, tossing him the remote. He did as I said, and soon enough he settled for a tv channel.

"Lance, no-"

"WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEE"

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"

"Oh shit." I muttered.

"ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE"

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"

"IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH"

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"

"THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH"

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"

"READY"

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"

Then Lance and Kathryn cackled together just like in the theme song, then put their thumb and index finger in their mouths and whistle along to the tune at the end.

"Oh my god," Nicole said.

"I have seen unspeakable things," I said.

I put my hands on Kath's waist and pulled her down to me. She was supposed to just sit right beside me, but then she kind of just ended on my lap. Not that I'm complaining. I wrapped my arms around her waist and pulled her closer to me. I looked up at her to see her blushing, but avoiding eyecontact with me.

"Baby?"

"What."

"You're blushing," I said, smiling and holding in my laughs.

"Shut up I swear to god I will so beat the living shit out of you," She said, and I started to laugh even worse.