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Anurak: If these kids were any younger I'd be forced to dress and feed them.
Chan: Hyung, you literally fed Sengminnie dinner yesterday and set out his clothes.
Anurak: ... he was tired.
Seungmin: That's why I'm the favourite.


Minho: Where's Hyunjin?
Changbin: Hang on... Anurak can suck a dick!
Hyunjin: *Runs into the room out of breath* My dick?


Anurak: Felix is adorable.
Chan: What did you say?
Anurak: Nothing.
Felix: *Blushing intensely* I think I'm hearing things again.


Jeongin: Hyung, I need a hug.
Anurak: So?
Jeongin: That was supposed to be an invitation!


Jisung: *Anxious*
Anurak: My baby is doing so well.


Minho: Who's my ideal type? Like we don't know already. Anu-
Anurak: Don't you dare finish that sentence.


Anurak: My son is so pure. Everyone shut up!
Chan: Which son are we talking about?
Anurak: I don't know, I forgot his name.


Anurak: Changbin is-
Changbin: Dark.
Anurak: No.
Changbin: Cool?
Anurak: No.
Changbin: ... you don't think I'm cool?
Anurak: You're cute.


Minho: *Falls* Help, I've fallen for you.
Anurak: Great. Now I can kick you while you're down.


Anurak: Baby-
Jisung: Yes, Hyung?
Hyunjin: Yes, Hyung?
Felix: Yes, Hyung?
Chan: Yes, Hyung?
Minho: Yes, Hyung?
Seungmin: Yes, Hyung?
Changbin: Yes, Hyung?
Anurak: I was talking to Jeongin for once...
Jeongin: I feel honoured.


Anurak: It feels like Satan's asscrack in here.
Seungmin: How do you know what that feels like?
Anurak: How do you not, demon child?


Jisung: I'm sad.
Anurak: No, you're not.
Jisung: Well, now I'm not *smiles and hugs Anurak*


Interviewer: Which idol do you relate to the most?
Anurak: Ahh, there's this guy I know... what was his name again?
Yoongi: You mean the guy sitting right beside you?
Anurak: Oh, yeah. That guy.
Yoongi: We've known each other for years!


Anurak: He's not my leader.
Chan: Yah! Hyung, stop saying that!
Anurak: What? You're my baby.


Felix: I'm not cute.
Anurak: It would do you well to stop lying.


Chan: How many children do we have this year?
Anurak: Uhh, thirteen. I adopted the BTS maknaes
Chan: Two of them are older than you.
Anurak: Not mentally.


Anurak: Hyunjin, what are you doing?
Hyunjin: Giving you love.
Anurak: Disgusting... I didn't say stop. 


Chan: Our maknae has been awfully quiet.
Anurak: I hugged him an hour ago, he's still revelling.
Jeongin: *Literally glowing* I didn't even have to ask for it.


Anurak: Minho may be pretty but-
Minho: You think I'm pretty?!
Anurak: I was going to say but-
Minho: Hyung thinks I'm pretty!!


Changbin: There's no greater love.
Anurak: What are you referring to?
Changbin: You and me.
Anurak: Oh... okay then.


Anurak: Where's the anxious chipmunk?
Felix: Sitting in the corner waiting for you.
Jisung: *Jumps up* Hyung, you took too long!


Anurak: Where are your children? What kind of parent are you?
Yoongi: They're more yours than they are mine.
Anurak: That's not-
BTS maknae line: Hyung!
Yoongi: He's younger than you two! Why can't you give me that much respect?
Jimin: He's actually cool.


Anurak: I feel like something's missing.
Chan: Oh no... we left Seungmin at home.
Anurak: That poor baby, he must be terrified
Seungmin: *At home* Did they forget me again?


Anurak: Hyunjin, come here!
Hyunjin: Yes, Hyung?
Anurak: You're adorable and pure. Please, stop slut dropping.


Anurak: I cannot find my maknaes and now I'm going to have a panic attack.


Felix: I need love and attention.
Anurak: Need me to go get Chan?
Felix: *Falls ontop of Anurak and hugs him like a koala* ... No...











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