Omg omg (real) x reader??????? not really

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by Moikyuu

by Moikyuu

This is gunna be a slow burn so if you don't like these types of books... Then eXpUnGed is gonna take you back to the first page of Wattpad!!!!

I'm [reader]
I WANT CORN
Shut up Bambi!
안녕하세요!
I will kill you haha

"I was having a goddamn stroll around the park.
Looking around," "I saw some kid that looked kinda lost?" "I walked over to where I saw a short guy, wearing a green beanie that almost looked like it was gonna cover his entire face." "and I almost tripped over some stupid stick thing."

WHO THE F*** ARE YOU?!?! "I slightly recoiled a bit from what he said." Damn you lost, kid?
NO I'M NOT AND IM NOT A F*****G KID!!!
IM A GROWN ADULT STUPID B**** bro stop I'm just tryna help yo- NO! AND IM GONNA BLOCK YOU!!! BLOCK YOU!! "Then he suddenly hit me with some brick painted to look like a phone"
I noticed a man in a wheelchair quickly wheeling over to the so called Adult?"

Oh, I'm so sorry ! Bambi was just having a little tantrum over her- Wait a minute... Did he say anything offensive to you?
Yeah but I don't mind. Anyways i-
Omg Bambi... Didn't I say to not be mean to strangers?
BUT.. THIS WOMAN IS GONNA FOLLOW ME AND STEAL MY CORN?!!!?!!!
That's not gonna happen! Let's go home to talk about this... Please excuse us kind woman!
Zamn well ok. Have a nice day?

"I saw them quickly walk off to who knows where. I could see a angry frown on the blue guy's face."
"While the farmer looking kid was just shouting at the man."

"I ran to a nearby grocery store as usual to buy some food to rid my mind of the angry man's shouting." "I greeted the cashier because I was an usual" "for some apparent reason, I had become friends with every single employee at this place."
"It was kinda neat for a big circle of friends."
"I saw my bestfriend Dansuki looking around, Probably for some wires."

Hey Dansuki! How's your day?
오! 나는 좋은 하루를 보내고 있다! 당신은 어떻습니까, [독자]?
Oh uh... I don't understand Korean? Oh did you forget to change your translat-
Oh yeah, sorry... Hmm... Have you seen some wires that could be useful around here? I'm kind of new in this store!
Oh I did, Follow me!
"We walked around the store for atleast 2 minutes before getting to the electronic section."
Oh thank you, [Reader]. I don't think I'll need some assistance in finding a couple batterys and cables.
Haha, No need to thank me! I'll be going back to what I was doing. Goodluck!
Wait, what do you mean "goodluck"?
Your mom...!

"I was fast walking to the food aisle. When I bumped into YET ANOTHER KID?!?!
Uh sorry-
"Then he pulled up a freaky looking gun that probably looks like it was taken from the toy aisle."
How dare you.

cliffhanger lmao 😂