shrek x obama - true love

imagination

Shrek was a typical farmer in the town of Fairplay Colorado, but one day as he was out working, a car being driven by a magazine struck him, leaving him in a coma on the ground. He woke up in what seemed to be a hospital bed.

"where in the unauthorized Mexican pancakes am i??" Shrek screamed worryingly. When Shrek discovered that he could see the gods, one of them said "In your mother's house, godling." The gods congratulate him and since el gato with botas was casually present, he was ordered to puke out taco's so that Shrek could eat. The gods instructed Shrek that he must murder Bill Cipher before Bill kills all the ponies throughout the equestrian world when he forcibly consumes the abhorrent, repugnant, sickening, puke-out tacos. He resists and declares that he doesn't want to after discovering how they intend to use him to prevent Bill from taking over the world.

But then Zeus threatens to make him marry bat-man and then he quickly decides that he wants to go on an adventure.

Then he walks up to a 'beautiful' cat that looks like just ate 33 thousand tacos and then with the cat's rusty hispanic voice, puss in boots says,

"zo ju are da warrior zat waz zent here by ze godz to train wit ze gato con botas!"

Shek understood almost nothing of what he said but later on nodded in agreement. Then shrek talks to puss and boots, the god of gatos con botas. And then at one point of their conversation, puss in boots asks shrek,

"oye amiguito, te gusto la comida se vomite para ti" shrek then pulled out his trusty translator and told puss in boots to say that again. When shrek found out that he said "hey little friend, you liked the food I vomited for you" from the trainslater he really didn't want to talk to puss in boots anymore.

Later that day, they set out on a magical adventure to find the magical potion that turns governors into cockroaches that bill cipher wants, (so that he can turn governors into cockroaches) who knows why. Knowing that they might die in the ending of their story, the two heros set out on their epic story and then cross a my little pony like world and then a pink pony meets them and introduces shrek and puss in boots to all the pony in the place they are native to, ponyville. Looking from afar, zeus sees bill cipher enter ponyville and is entered in shock and then faints. Leaving his smelly toes in the air.

"My name is Pinkie Pie, Hello! And I am here to say.. How ya doin'? I'm gonna make you smile And I will brighten up your day" the pony said as she hung upside down singing. It didn't really make sense to shrek at first but he realized, this is how you record a my little pony musical. She continued singing 'till she finished and then she looked at shrek, the smelly ogre and looked at puss in boots.

"Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie!" she introduced and waited for Shrek and puss to do the same.

"Me llamo romeo, Es un placer conocerla..-" said puss in boots before sherk punched 'la locura' from him.

"d-dego me llaman el gato con botas-" shrek unpulitly inturupted as said,

"His name is puss in boots, im shrek Assman" (note: his last name TOTALLY means donkey-man)

"Well hi shrek, puss stay the night! Won't you?" said pinky politely.

"No we're good but thanks for-"

"¡Sí Señora! It be a pleazure zu ztay!" said the fat cat in boots.

Pinky pie then takes them to a place where they will spend the night and then a mysterious pony appears.

"Pinky shshshshshshjsjsjsjhhshshshhshshsshhshsh" thats all that shrek and puss could hear (even though cats have a really developed sense of hearing and smell) shrek hit the hay, literally, so he could got to sleep.. On the hay.. but puss could smell that something fishy was going on.. But mostly because there was a dead THICK, FAT, DEAD fish buried under what appeared to be the carpet.