Needless To Say, I'm Odds And Ends

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@flyboi created a chat

flyboi renamed the chat call a dr🥂🙊

flyboi added @bigbadbat
flyboi added @jayredbird
flyboi added @birdtective
flyboi added @spoileralert
flyboi added @orphaned
flyboi added @knightlight
flyboi added @wing
flyboi added @lilghul
flyboi added @soup
flyboi added @bigwheels
flyboi added @batcave
flyboi added @battech
flyboi added @clownprincess


flyboi: "welcome to your final destination... hell."

↪️replied to flyboi - jayredbird: that's how you're gonna start this off?

↪️replied to jayredbird - flyboi: i dont see anything wrong with it

flyboi: anyway, everyone introduce yourself and give us the first song you think of so we can get a measure of your mental state 😈

jayredbird: it jason. first song is play dead by tom walker

↪️ replied to jayredbird - flyboi: hmm, fitting

spolieralert: am steph! song is dear reader by taylor swift

↪️replied to spoileralert - jayredbird: simp

bigwheels: hello, i am barb. first song that came to mind was not in the same way by 5 seconds of summer

↪️replied to bigwheels - flyboi: that's a yikes

orphaned: why this? this is cass. i panicked and the firs song that came to me was happy birthday

↪️replied to orphaned - flyboi: doesn't count need a real song, not public domain

↪️replied to flyboi - orphaned: well you're being bitchy today. i told u i panicked. fine, uh, something big by shawn mendes

↪️replied to orphaned - jayredbird: okay, that's valid and a mood

bigwheels: jason is a teenage girl, pass it on

↪️replied to bigwheels - jayredbird: ur hilarious.. 🙄

soup: hey, i'm clark. the only song i can think of right now is long way home by 5 seconds of summer

↪️replied to soup - clownprincess: now that's a vibe i can get behind. acoustic or original?

↪️replied to clownprincess - soup: original

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knightlight: this is duke, in case anyone cares. also,, i'm currently listening to beat it by michael jackson

↪️replied to knightlight - wing: king of pop!

battech: what an interesting username i've been given... this is lucius. the first song to come to mind is enter sandman by metallica

↪️replied to battech - jayredbird: lucius fucks! 🤘🏻

clownprincess: i'll go next! hiii! i'm harley. don't worry supes. i won't tell anybody. oh! and only prettier by miranda lambert

↪️replied to clownprincess - battech: are we sure you can be trusted?

↪️replied to battech - clownprincess: i've always been trustworthy 😇

↪️replied to clownprincess - soup: yeah, what about you and the joker?

↪️replied to soup - clownprincess: mr. j and i are done. through. bats took me in a few months ago and has been helping me get the therapy i need to stay stable. i still know how to have fun though!

wing: wassup? i'm luke. song on my mind is good as hell by lizzo

↪️replied to wing - flyboi: king of vibes right here ☝🏻

↪️replied to flyboi - wing: think i know who this is but need confirmation

birdtective: tis me tim. song is a moment like this by kelly clarkson

↪️replied to birdtective - jayredbird: you're joking right?

↪️replied to jayredbird - birdtective: i never joke about kelly clarkson

spoileralert: @jayredbird and you called me a simp?

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↪️replied to spoileralert - birdtective: he's not wrong tho..

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batcave: hello, this is alfred. the song in my head is kokomo by the beach boys

↪️replied to batcave - soup: great song!

flyboi: we're missing 2

flyboi: @bigbadbat @lilghul announce yourselves! 😤

lilghul: i refuse to participate in this

lilghul left the chat

flyboi: you brought this on yourself then..

lilghul was added to the chat by the ohana protocol

lilghul's image was changed

lilghul: what is this?!

lilghul: WAHT HAVE YOU DONE?!

bigwheels: it's called the ohana protocol. it's one of my more genius feats if i do say so myself.

flyboi: excellent name btw

↪️replied to flyboi - bigwheels: thanks! ^.^

bigwheels: anyway, the ohana protocol prevents anyone from deleting my upgraded version of this app. like, ever. if you make an attempt, the app automatically adds you back to any chats you've been a part of and changes your profile photo to the most embarrassing image of you available at any time. with a little photoshopped addition from me, to make it worse, of course. photo credits go to jason. all hail the king of creepshots

↪️replied to bigwheels - jayredbird: thank you for appreciating my work

jayredbird: all hail creepshot king 👑

↪️replied to jayredbird - flyboi: 🛐🛐🛐

lilghul: fine. i'll play nice for now. i am damien. the song on my mind, oddly, is p.i.m.p. by 50 cent

↪️replied to lilghul - jayredbird: damn, didn't know you had taste twerp

↪️replied to jayredbird - lilghul: you disgust me, todd

bigbadbat: really? why is this my name? it's bruce. i don't know why but chop chop slide by insane clown posse has been stuck in my head all day

↪️replied to bigbadbat - flyboi: that's the most unhinged thing i've read all day

↪️replied to bigbadbat - jayredbird: what the actual fuck bruce?

flyboi: anyway..

flyboi: henlo, is me dick. the song on my mind, or rather that was before bruce went and ✨did that✨ is fireflies by owl city



a/n: so this is the set up. i don't know what all's gonna happen but i do know it'll be chaotic. i'll try to post often but i can't make promises. anyway, enjoy what i have so far!

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