Monkie kid oneshots

Freenoodles

Tangs pov
  It was just an normal day nothing out of ordinary at least for the city. Mk just delivering noodles as Mei joins him wanting to hang out with him as soon as his done with his sift and you know the occasional pigsy yelling at Mk through the phone cause he was slacking of with Mei. It was peaceful, and I was just eating when a woman came up to me and started flirting with me and not wanting to create a scene a just minded my business and continued with my food, but she got worse.
" Come on love, can you please answer me and just give me your number" she said with a smile that with just a look you could barf. Finally fed up I just came with the lamest excuse I could possibly think of.
   " I'm taken, so I'm sorry I have to decline any romantic feelings you have to me" I said thinking she would back off.
    " Well she doesn't have to know" she said coming closer to me and I just stared shocked, what in the absolute Halloween of Christ.I was starring at her shocked when I noticed the clearly made weeding ring on her finger.
" I'm sorry Miss but you are married yourself and I am clearly not interested, so please can you go back to your husband who I'm sure loves you" I said moving from a now attached weeded woman on my arm.
" oh come on sugar, our lovers don't have to know. It will be a win win just for the both of us" and with that I felt sick to my stomach not only was the woman not taking the hint but this is attracting stares,glances and whispers.
" Ok miss lady please get away from my husband" I heard a familiar voice say and as soon as I recognized them I almost cried tears of joy.

Pigsy's Pov
I was just minding my own business (literally), when I heard unnecessary chatter coming from the back but just decided to ignore it, but I got louder and I couldn't concentrate on cooking anymore and decided to check out what was making the noise. I noise soon saw what was making the cumostion, there was a woman attach to Tangs arm flirting with him. Normally I would not care but Tang looked uncomfortable and people were whispering about the scene in front of them. I was disgusted at the scene and some of my costumers started leaving since they were uncomfortable with seeing a 50+ woman flirting with a 30 year old man.
"Ok miss lady please get away from my husband" I said in a stern voice, but all she did was look at me shocked and at Tang.
"Husband, you can't be serious. This man clearly isn't gay and even if he was there's no ring on his finger" she said angry
  "But there is one yours, so I suggest you leave before I press charges for harassment." I yelled looking her straight in the eye.
"The place had horrible service anyway" and with she left.
" oh!, Pigsy my savior" Tang said
  "It was no problem, next time you better stick up for yourself". I said as Tang continued to thank me.