Somethings Wrong. || Inanimate Insanity AU(?)

Cases

"Mmm! Test tube, you have to tell me how you made this!"
Fan had said to Test tube, who was sitting across from him, eating pancakes that were made especially for him by Test tube. Test tube was one of his best friends so of course she would make him something! In response, Test tube Giggled slightly

"A magician Never shares her secrets!"
She wiggled her finger a little, smirking at fan. She didnt do anything special,. she had just put powdered sugar with cinnamon on it, but Fan was acting as if it was the most amazing invention ever.

"Awww C'mon! If You tell me i wont tell ANYONE else."
he crossed his arms, smiling slightly. he cant promise anything for that, Test tube shook her head and got up, her bag still on the chair.

"Nooope. I've gotta go now, Fan. I've gotta feeling someones breaking into my Lab, again!"
She grabbed her bag swiftly, and with a quick wave, she ran out of Hotel OJ, and to the drink dispenser. When Test tube ran off, he quickly inspected the pancake but saw nothing special. Hmmmmm! what did she put in it to make it taste so well?

Fan shrugged, it was good, and he isnt gonna invest in it too much. He got up as well, and went to find Paintbrush and Lightbulb. He wizzed passed Trophy, then Knife, Then Soap, As he ran to the stairs, Running up the skipping steps.

"FAN!"
Someone yelled out his name, it was Paper, who was right behind him running up to him. Fan turned around and tilted his head slightly

"Paper? Whats the matter?"

"Dont go in there, Fan. Paintbrush isnt feeling all that well, neither is Lightbulb"
Paper had said, inbetween deep breaths. Hes not too good at running like Fan

"Oh? What are they sick with?"

"Thats the thing! its not a fever, or a cold, but they are acting like...really sick!"
Paper put his arms out to emphasize kinda how bad they were feeling but it didnt really call to that.

"Really? Oh boy....where am i gonna sleep then, since they are both feeling bad?"

"Were gonna move you with who Lightbulb was staying with, we dont want anyone else getting sick, sorry."
Paper apologised, but Fan wasnt quite sure why he was, its okay to not want people to get sick! theres no need to apologise!

"Alrighty then! Where did Lightbulb sleep?"

"With Nickel. Buuttt he is also not feeling well soo you'll have to sleep with Knife."
Paper kinda looked at him with an apologetic look. NOW fan knew why he apologised.

"...Ookaayy."
Fan walked off, what really concerned him was--Nickel didnt feel well either? who else didnt feel well? Well. Except for Tissues, but hes always sick. Fan arrived at the room labeled "Knife and Baseball" and he walked in

"Oh c'mon Your  my new roommate?"
Knife had said, what did that mean?

"Yeah! Nickel wasnt feeling good either so i was forced to come here, Wheres Baseball?"
Fan looked around, with his hands on his hips

"Wasnt feelin' good either, its like everyone got Tissues sickness but like, worse."

"Worse?"
Fan questioned, what did Knife mean by Worse than tissues sickness? 

"Yeah. it was really weird, He was shivering and was acting as if he had a fever, but when we checked him he was the normal temp!"

Fan was listening intently, wondering.

"Is there anyone else thats not feeling well?"

"All i know is that Nickel, Baseball, Trophy, Lightbulb, Paintbrush and Marshmallow arent feeling good..

But Paper said there may be more."