Somethings Wrong. || Inanimate Insanity AU(?)

Do i need a Reason?

"Who?? Who is our second suspect??"
Test tube and Paper said at the same time expectantly

"...Mephone4."
Fan said, he looks down at the note, it read;

'To Mephone4, This is your one and only warning. Get It Done. if its not done, then how will we ever be able to proceed with this? you dont want to the be downfall of our plan, do you? you dont want to feel like a burden, Do you? then get it done.'
                                                                                                                  - SC, from MHQ. 

Fan looked up at Test Tube, frowning.

"Me and Paper have some things to do, we will see you later!"
Fan took Papers hand again, Test Tube nodded and waved, and Fan ran off. not to anywhere where Mephone was, just somewhere.

Paper had asked multiple times where they were going, But Fan never responded, he just dragged Paper and Paper reluctantly followed. Eventually, Fan arrived in the forest, and he fell to the floor out of breath.

"Why did we go to the Forest?"
Paper looked down at Fan, Worried.

"I am NOT going to accuse Mephone of anything. if i do then ill probably get in trouble!"
Fan had gotten up and expressed his distress through arm movement.

"What could Mephone do to you?"
Paper went over and sat near Fan, He really didnt want to give up here.

"Everything! we arent confronting Mephone, not in a million years. The plan ends here, Paper."
Fan looked down at the note he still held and wrote it in his phone before falling onto the ground again. Paper looking at him, He opened his mouth to say something when they heard rustling.

Then a voice.

An oddly familiar voice.

"What are you two doing here? Get out! this is my place!"
The voice yelled at the two, Fan just looked up slightly while Paper jumped and squealed. The voice was oddly familiar, it was aggressive, and had an accent, a BRITISH accent. Fan finally got up and went to the bush where the voice was coming from.

He Attempted to pull out the source of the voice, and with some struggle, pulled them out.

It was Taco.

Fan dropped Taco on the floor and Paper frowned at her, they both looked at eachother and she pulled out the gun that she had. She looked at the two angrily

"Get out! this isnt your place to mope around!"
Taco said fiercely, Fan walked up to her and grabbed her again, and said while shaking her; 

"Shut up!! we arent in the mood to fight with you!!!"
Fan yelled at her, she frowned at him and then raised an eyebrow

"..Why not? im 'fraid if you and your accomplice are gonna mope around in my forest your going to have to tell me."
Taco said, holding up her gun as a warning. 'if you dont, ill shoot.' Is all her face said.

Fan dropped her again and crossed his arms, Paper on the other hand blurted out in fear

"WE'RE JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY 8 OF THE PEOPLE IN HOTEL OJ ARE SEVERELY SICK AND THEN WE FOUND THIS NOTE AND IT SAID MEPHONE4 AND FAN THINKS HE DID IT AND NOW WERE STUCK CAUSE FAN DOESNT WANNA ASK MEPHONE!!!"
Paper said waving his arms and stuttering in his Speech, Fan looked at paper angrily and Taco just looked at him, with a raised eyebrow

"A note? let me see that note. i wont shoot you"
She held out a hand, and put her gun away. Paper handed it to her before Fan could say anything. Paper is just intimidated, and when paper is intimidated, its easy to make him do anything.

Taco held it up to her face and read it swiftly, and then looked at the two disappointedly.

"This wasnt Mephones doing, you idiotic bunch. It was Steve Cobs, see? it says at the bottom here. SC"
She points to the signature at the Bottom, Fan gasped and then groaned again

"Then there is NO way we are getting anywhere! no one can ever reason with Cobs!!"
Fan said in distress, Paper was obviously thinking the same thing and also fell to the ground. Taco looked at the two and sighed, annoyed.

"You know what, you two are hopeless. Im going to help you, after this though, we arent associated, EVER. AGAIN."
Taco said, pointing at the two of them squinting. Fan shot up and smiled at her, making an expression that said 'reaaalllyyy??' Taco sighed and nodded, Paper got up too and sighed

"okay.. what do we do?"
Paper had said, Taco looking at the two with a smirk

"Lucky for you two, i have a plan. We're gonna invade Meeple HQ."

"What??"
Paper and Fan both said in unison, Taco nodded and smiled at them

"Trust me on this. I know what im doing. Theres only ONE rule though.


Whatever you do, Dont Get Caught."