king of my heart, theodore nott¹

09- big feet

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blondie now what the actually hell is this

nottnott those emojis are horrid
↳findapennypickitup i just realised your user is "not tnott" 😂

swimmer birdie who is that
↳findapennypickitup i'll text you
↳pants you'll tell him but no your best friends?
↳blondie ???
↳moony or your parents
↳swimmer guess i'm her best friend

♛♛♛

unlcle reg🫀

penny- birdie
regulus- unlcle reg🫀

birdie
theodore nott

unlcle reg🫀
i wish i could say i was
surprised
are you dating or no?

birdie
you're not surprised?
we hated each other for
like ever

unlcle reg🫀
it's like you've never
read a good enemies to
lovers book
you two are like twin
flames

birdie
huh

unlcle reg🫀
salazar you're so like
your father sometimes

birdie
i take it that's not a
compliment

unlcle reg🫀
and sometimes you're
like remus
anyways
you and theodore are
so similar you didn't get
along
and now that you are
presumably shagging,
you get along splendidly

birdie
you really know me

unlcle reg🫀
of course i do
so that's it?
you're just shagging?

birdie
he likes me and wants
to date

unlcle reg🫀
but

birdie
he sleeps around
like a lot

unlcle reg🫀
not to slut shame

birdie
im not

unlcle reg🫀
you're father was called
the casanova of gryffindor
tower

birdie
papa?

unlcle reg🫀
ha
your dad was in love
with remus since like
ever
remus was a ladies, lads,
and everyone's man
which you seem to take after
i think he lost his virginity
fourth year just like you
birdie

birdie
that's kinda really
disgusting

unlcle reg🫀
just saying
you have a decently high
bodycount don't you?

birdie
like 15

unlcle reg🫀
some would say that's
a lot
but my point is he sleeps
around yes but he likes
you
sex and feelings aren't the
same

birdie
i suppose

unlcle reg🫀
so what's the situation

birdie
i get a lot of comments
from boys

unlcle reg🫀
i've seen them yes

birdie
so he suggested we pretend
to date so guys stop saying
things to me and girls know
he's off the market
and we can shag in peace
also he can show me that he
actually like me not just
shagging or the idea of
dating me

unlcle reg🫀
sex is good?

birdie
so good omg

unlcle reg🫀
well from what i've heard 
you seem to be too

birdie
i'm flexible and guys seem
to like that

unlcle reg🫀
and you have tits and
an ass

birdie
that too

unlcle reg🫀
but what about theo?

birdie
merlin don't get me
started

unlcle reg🫀
that good?

birdie
he's like big in every way
like i'm not even that short

unlcle reg🫀
sure you aren't

birdie
whatever
but he's like 6'6"
and he has big hands
and big feet ifykwim

unlcle reg🫀
mhm

birdie
my gods and i understand
why so many girls get w
him
the first morning i stayed
over, i woke up to his mouth
on me
i swear i don't care if we don't
work out there's no way i'll
ever break up with his dick

unlcle reg🫀
i'm happy for you

birdie
you sound like you need
to get laid

unlcle reg🫀
so bad you have no idea

♛♛♛

c speaks〜

i think we all need a regulus in our lives
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