Characters Vs Characters Battle: Son Zuri V.S Black Adam

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Me: Son Zuri, the Son of Goku And Guardian Saiyan of Shantae and Sandra!

FanboyReader10100: And Black Adam! The Evil King of Kahndaq!

Me: These two powerful champions of justice will do whatever they can to keep the things they love safe, but which is the more stronger?

FanboyReader10100: He's Zjohnson231 and I'm FanboyReader10100!

Me: And it's our jobs to analyze their skills, abilities, and power to find out who will win, a Characters Vs Characters Battle!

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(Black Adam's Analysis)

FanboyReader10100: You've heard of Gotham, Themyscira, Metropolis. Just a few of DC's unique tourist spots.

Me: But there's another. South of the Mediterranean Sea and north of the Sinai Peninsula rests the sovereign nation of Kahndaq.

FanboyReader10100: While those spots have Superman and Batman solvin' crimes like it's magic, Kahndaq's got an actual magic man savin' 'em: Black Adam.

Me: Long ago, Teth-Adam and his people were enslaved by the conqueror Ibac and his army of barbarians. All he had left was his nephew, Aman. Upon fleeing certain death, the two stumbled onto the Rock of Eternity, a mystic lair that has defended magic since the dawn of time. Here, the two earned an audience with the lair's masters, the excellently named Council of Wizards.

FanboyReader10100: Seeing the purity in little Aman's heart, this wannabe Gandalf decked him out with super magic. And bein' the nice guy he is, Aman shared some magic power with his uncle. Spoiler alert: Guuh, not his best idea.

Me: They returned to Kahndaq to free their people, but their methods reached an impasse. Aman wanted to use his powers to resolve matters in a peaceful fashion. However, Teth-Adam desired vengeance, emancipation through slaughter.

FanboyReader10100: So Uncle Teth sat his nephew down, man-to-man, looked him straight in the eyes, and then freakin' killed him! Then, used his borrowed power to steal the rest of the super magic. Y'know what they say, eh, no nephew... no problem...

Me: With the full might of the wizards at his fingertips, Black Adam annihilated the barbarians and freed his city. Suffice to say, he's not exactly your typical hero.

FanboyReader10100: Even the superhero A-listers don't try him, and for good reason. Kmart Merlin here didn't give Adam some nerdy wand, but that dope shit, the Living Lightning!

Me: While it may function just like real lightning, this Living Lightning is among the most potent spells in comics history.

FanboyReader10100: It's magic lightning! You ever see normal lightning kickstart a giant's heart and juice up the Flash? Because Black Adam's lightning did! And activating it is as easy as sayin' the magic word, "Shazam!" Wai-wait, hold up. That's Billy's word. Shouldn't he shout like, "Black Adam!" or "Shazoo!"?

Me: Remember, uh, Kmart Merlin? This is Mamaragan, the mightiest of the wizards. To better protect the multiverse's magic, he promotes individuals to be his mythic champions. Black Adam is one of the first. So, kind of like Shazam with another name.

FanboyReader10100: I like my idea better. "Shazoo!" It really lets ya know you gotta be quiet, like when you're in a zoo or, y'know, the animals'll (BEEP)ing kill you... Wait, is that not a real thing? Can I talk at the zoo?

Me: Buuuut when Teth-Adam shouts his magic word, lightning pours from the clouds, transforming him from meager human to Wizard Jesus, and vice-versa. Simply put, Black Adam is imbued with the powers of God. Well, Gods, plural, as his gifts come from multiple mythological legends.

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