The Chronicles Of The Man With No Bitches

Chapter 1 - No Rizz

(A story dedicated to an L father)

This is the story of a man with no rizz. For the sake of privacy we'll call him, Johnson. Rizzless John is his nickname. He always ask for pusay but never gets any. For his rizz so low just like his height and dick so small he couldn't get it up if he might.

The man with no rizz. He's a women repellent. Even the gays shun away at his sight.
"He looks like the hobbit, " they say in a very homo way and run away with all their might.

"Why does no one like me :(" he asked with a frown.
Maybe it's because bozo

You look and smell like a dumpster clown.
And not a good dumpster clown
A bad one.

Even pennywise turns his bright red nose in disgust.
"We all float down here but you? You must not."

Rizzless John walks with his head hung low. With no rizz to show, for he is a rizzless bozo.

Small dick
No bitches
This man ain't no Chad

Now the rizzless man walks down the street sad.