Fifty Shades of Gay

What The Hiawatha?

*Cas POV*

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*, the alarm clock screams in my ears. I sit up with a jolt, slam my hand down on the snooze button and look at the time. 5:30, perfect. I get out of bed and head towards the bathroom, turn on the shower to a nice and steamy temperature, and now its thinking time. As I get in the shower, I think of how I could make my life different here. How I could be a straight A student, or at least try harder, I could be on Varsity football, basketball or lacrosse, and maybe, I could even find the girl of my dreams. As I wash the last of the shampoo out of my hair, some of the soap suds get in my eyes. "FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY LUCIFER NO TEARS MY ASS!", I shout as I desperately try to rinse out my eyes. "Oh phew, the suds are gone. I can see now without feeling the depths of hell in my retinas." I turn off the water, dry off, put on my fresh clothes, style my hair and go downstairs. When I walk in to the kitchen, I see Gabriel, Samandriel, and Charlie. "Good morning everyone!", I say with excitement. "Mmm.", Gabriel says in response. "How can you be so happy? Jeesh.", Sam replied. "GOOOOOOD MORNING!!!!!!!", Charlie says back with ten times the excitement. I giggle to myself at the various different responses, then I go to the cupboard and grab a white, ceramic bowl to fill with Cocoa Puffs. Great way to start off my day. Once I finished my cereal, i cleaned my bowl, put it in the sink and grabbed my bag. "I'll see you guys at school! I'm leaving early so I can walk there!", I yelled at my siblings and waved. I heard various goodbyes yelled behind me as I shut the door. The cool, crisp fall air hit me in the face like the slam of the door. As I walked down my driveway, and on the way to school, I noted how the wind whistled past me, creating its own melody. How it blew the multi-colored leaves of the trees. cascading them over the street. I also noted the loud as hell nice sounding Chevy Impala that just drove into the schools parking lot. DAMN! Wasn't that one hell of a nice car? What kind of kid could afford that? He/she probably has it made. Has their parents pay for everything. Humph, whatever. As I walked into Hiawatha Highschool, I headed straight for the admissions office, in a hurry to get my schedule and start my day. As soon as I walked in, Mrs. Cote, the lady at the desk, smiled at me. "Good morning! How can I help you?", she asked with a smile. "Hi, I'm Castiel Novak; the new kid.", I said. "Oh! Okay dear, let me call a student down to show you around snd here's your schedule." She reaches into a filing cabinet and pulls out a schedule for me, then heads to the phone to make a call. As I go to sit down on the bench, Mrs. Cote says, "Dean! This is the student you will be helping out today. Castiel, this is Dean. Dean, this is Castiel." Damn, I know I'm straight but damn! This kid, with the spikes of his dirty blonde hair dyed red, his viper bites, his nose piercing, and the tattoo snaking down his arm. His beautiful green eyes--- did I just use beautiful for a dude? Lord help me.

*Dean POV*
"Dean the office would like to see you.", my advisor Mr. Koonce said. "Okay.", I say quietly, grab my bag and head down to the office. As soon as I walked in, I noticed a new face. Before I could think more about it, Mrs. Cote said, "Dean! This is the student you will be helping out today. Castiel, this is Dean. Dean, this is Castiel." Holy. Shit. I'm straight. I'm straight but HOLY SHIT! Cas, I shall call him Cas. He has perfect jet black hair, ocean blue eyes, perfect skin, a beautiful neck to leave hickeys--- what the hell? Why did I just think that? I should probably stop staring at him and say something. "HIII!", I accidentally say a little loud. He just smiles a little and laughs. "HIII!", he says back a little louder. God, he thought i was trying to be funny. Good. I don't want him to think I'm so easily embarrassed fool. Why do I care what he thinks!?!? Okay, time to stop thinking. "What do you have first block?", I ask him. "I have English with Mrs. Tali.", he responds, looking confused. I smile, "Great! We have the same first block class." I look at the clock. 7:50. Good. We have ten minutes. "Okay, well we have 10 minutes, so lets get going!" As we walked to class, I kept thinnking about the neck comment I made earlier. My thoughts were interrupted when Cas asked, "Do you know the person that drives the black Impala?" "Yeah. Why?", I asked a little defensively. I hope he doesn't think that's a lame car! Wait, again, why do I care!?! "Oh. It must be nice to have everything handed to you cause no kid could afford that by themselves.", he said. I just stopped dead still. "Um Cas? I own that Impala..." His face suddenlt grows very pale. "Oh my god Dean, I'm sorry--", he began, but O cut him off. "It's fine.", I said quickly and walked in to class, leaving him to follow behind me. As soon as we sat down, he said, "Listen, Dean, I didn't mean to jump to conclusions. I just got out of a tough situation and I'm not really the most notable type of guy, I am judgmental, but I didn't mean to sound like an ass so I'm sorry." I looked away from the board and looked into his eyes, and instantly melted. He was making those puppy dog eyes, and I couldn't stay mad. "It's really okay Cas. I know how you feel...", I say then look at the board before he can question me. God, what the hell is going on with me!? I DON'T LIKE BOYS!