Brook : *Screams*
Cassidy : *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Brigitte: Should we do something?
D.V.A : No, I want to see who wins.
*********
Hanzo : I made tea.
Cassidy: I don't want tea.
Hanzo: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Cassidy: Then why are you telling me?
Hanzo : It is a conversation starter.
Cassidy: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Hanzo : Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
********
Brook, trying to ask Sombra out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Tracer : WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
*******
Brigitte, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Pharah: Hey.
Brook: Hi.
Kiriko: Hello.
Lucio: Hey!
Brigitte: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
D.V.A: We were out of Doritos.
******
Moira: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Brook: You? Magic? Moira, it says talent show.
******
Cassidy: Okay, truth or dare?
Brook and Mercy: Truth
Cassidy: How many hours have you slept this week?
Brook and Mercy:
Brook and Mercy: ...Dare
Cassidy: Go to bed.
Brook and Mercy: We don't like this game.
******
D.V.A: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Lucio : That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Pharah: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Brook: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
******
Winston, about Mei: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Junkrat: Are we stealing them?
Brook : New or used?
Winston: Wonderful responses, both of you.
******
Brook, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Soldier 76: You did WHAT–
Genji: William Snakepeare
******
Soldier 76: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
D.V.A: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Brook: I personally was created in a lab.
Reaper: I just straight up spawned lol.
******
Symmetra: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Brook: I do have a sense of humor you know
Symmetra: I've never heard you laugh before
Brook: I've never heard you say anything funny
******
Brook: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Sombra: Bro, relax, it was just a dream.
Brook: Huh, gay, I wouldn't fuck you.
Sombra: You wouldn't?
Brook: I mean, unless you want to-
( these are really fun to make)
( had to end on a gay note )
( have a gorgeous day you irresistible humans)
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Youngest Overwatch agent
HumorThis is a collection of short scenarios and video journal entries of one the youngest member of Overwatch Brooklynn. Her Parents sadly were killed during the Omnic war they weren't soldiers or anything like that it was more at the wrong place at the...
