🎄Christmas Incorrect quotes🎄

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Some incorrect quotes along with a little short story at the end. 


Winston: So, Brook, what are you bringing this year for the Christmas dinner?

Brook: My negative attitude and sparkling personality!

Winton: Well whilst you're at it could you get some more mince pies, Cass and Lena have nearly gobbled them all?

Brook: They haven't already?

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Genji: "I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins!"

Everyone: *GASPS*

Mercy: *covers 11 year old Brook's ears*

Brook (age:11): Hmmm?

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D.I.V.A: What's your guy's favorite Christmas movie quote?

Brook and Cassidy look at each other and smirk

Lucio: " Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!"

Soldier 76: " You'll shoot your eye out, kid"

Mei: " I just like smiling, smilings my favorite"

Brook and Cassidy are snickering.

Brook and Cassidy yelled: " YIPPEE KI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"

Reaper: "NO"

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Mercey: Hey has anyone seen Brook and Sombra?

Hanzo: I'm sure I saw them by the food.

*Reaper and Soldier 76 share a look at each other while lying by the fireplace and shake their heads*

*Where Brook and Sombra are*

Brook: Where the hell are those presents?

Sombra: Nobody ordered gifts for either of us online, *whispers* Bastardos inteligentes.

Brook: * looks up* you've got to be kidding me *she starts laughing and covers her face*

Sombra: What Amor? * looks up* oh that?

Brook: looks like they knew our plan along and set up a mistletoe

* Brook smirks and looks over at Sombra*

Brook: You know the rules * She smirks and pulls Sombra by the waist into a hug with her arms around her*

Sombra: You are a mence... I love it.

* They share a sweet kiss*

Sombra: I love you Bullet *chuckles*

Brook: and I love you too Olivia

* they share another kiss*

Aftermath

Brook and Sombra return to the holiday party and sit down near the tree, Brook holds Sombras from behind with her head on Sombra's shoulder, and they smile at each other.

D.I.V.A: HEY NO NO PDA IN MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER

Brook: JUST BECAUSE YOUR SINGLE DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO TELL ME WHEN I GET TO LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND!

* With Soldier 76 and Reaper*

Soldier 76: Kinda reminds me of when we were younger huh Gabe? * He bumps shoulders with the angsty man*

Reaper: Yeah they're both good kids and they do work well together on missions.

Soldier 76: and?

Reaper: they are very good together too there I said it.

Soldier 76: Good *chuckles and kisses Gabe on the cheek*

D.I.V.A: NO NOT DAD TOO. 

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