Yo! A few things before we get started:
1: This is entirely unedited so i apologise in advance for that.
2: I interchange between using all caps, all lowercase, or writing like a normal person, if you don't like it, not my problem x.
3: I don't mind if you ghost-read. Some people's parents/guardians check their phone, some people don't want to make an account. Fair enough.
Without further adieu,
ENJOY THE SHITSHOW!!!
