Space Jam Bugs Bunny x OC

In Looney Toonland

In a tunnel, Michael and Malin are being dragged further down. Malin sees the bullseye from the classic Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies shorts ahead, complete with the WB shield. They went through it. They fly down from the sky and into Toontown. Crashes down onto the ground, Sam is roping up his rope, and Michael sits up all dizzy, with flying golf balls around his head. Malin groans and sits up on her knees, rubbing her head.

"Oh, uh, look out for the first step, doc; it's a real lulu."

Malin snaps her eyes open as Michael stares at the gray rabbit, "Bugs Bunny?" Malin turns her head to see Bugs lean away from the tree and approaches them, "Eh, you were expecting maybe the easter bunny?"

"You're a cartoon. You're not real."

Bugs tilts his head at Michael, "Not real, eh? If I weren't real, could I do this?" Bugs grabbed Michael by the shirt and kissed him on the lips. Michael wipes his mouth, disgusted. Malin began to chuckle as the toons showed up. Elmer comes out of a store, "Oh, look, is that Michael?"

Sylvester comes out from a manhole cover, "Michael!" Granny approaches with a smile, "It's Air Jordan!" The Tasmanian Devil bursts from the post office box, "Basketball!" Tweety sees Michael and Malin down below, "Ooh. I tawt I taw... I did! I did tee Michael Jordan!" He flies down from his nest.

All of the toons gather around the two as they look at them. Porky pulls out a pencil and autograph book. Malin slowly stood up as Daffy appeared, wearing a doctor's uniform, "Back off! Let the doctor take a look." He pulls the lever, and Michael is lifted in the air as he sits on the chair. He looks down and sees the toons.

"Whoops. A little high."

Malin covers her mouth as Daffy laughs, "Going down." And pulls the lever. Michael closed his eyes and yelled, "No!" He lands on the ground unharmed. The toons clap and hold up number signs, giving him points.

Bugs turns his head to the girl and frowns. "So, what do you say we go for a little spin?" Daffy spins Michael around, then stops the chair and looks in his ear with an otoscope, "Hmm. Now let's see what we got inside here." Bugs goes to the other side, waving, "Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!"

Daffy puts a thermometer in Michael's mouth, "Say 'Ahh!'" The thermometer swells, and it explodes; then Daffy stamped an a-okay sign on Michael's forehead, "All right. He's okay!" Michael looks up at them, "What's going on here?"

Bugs jumps on Michael's lap, "Why Michael, I thought you'd never ask. You see, these aliens come from outer space, and they wanna make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care they're little. So we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up, and they ain't so little. They're huge! We need to beat these guys." Bugs started imagining himself being chained up and being forced to perform on stage, "Cause they're talking about slavery! Then they'll make us do stand-up comedy, the same jokes every night for all eternity. We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is..." He starts shouting, "We need your help!"

"Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now."

Bugs sarcastically pulls out a rabbit skull, "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor." He tosses the skull away. Malin shrugs and helps Michael to his feet once Bugs jumps off him. The purple-haired girl turns to the gray rabbit, "Where did these aliens come from exactly?"

"Eh, we're not sure."

Malin shakes her head and sighs deeply, "Oh, boy..." The other Toons slowly approached her with confused and curious faces. Bugs had also noticed something about her. Her purple hair, blue eyes, and the fact that she looked like...

"Malin?"

The girl snaps her head to Bugs, who stands there ridged. The other Toons gasped and muttered to themselves. Sylvester and Wile E. glanced at each other, then sprinted up to the girl, hugging her.

"Yeah, it's me." Malin looks at Bugs with a smile, "Miss me?"