Space Jam Bugs Bunny x OC

Michael's Secret Stuff

In the Tune Squad's locker room, they're still feeling sad about losing, but Michael is not giving up, "Look I know we're down." Daffy sarcastically leans against his seat, "Oh yeah, Let's hear the story."

"But I've been in this situation many times before."

Daffy grunts, "Oh this is a piece of work." Michael is pacing the floor, "We can still win this thing. It's not over with. We gotta come together." Daffy rolls his eyes, "Oh yeah." Malin tunes out Michael and glances at Bugs.

KNOCK!

KNOCK!

They hear knocking on the door and turn to see Stan, who is charged and smoking, and he moaned in pain. Daffy nudges Wile, who pushes him off, "Looks like Stan just had a close encounter with a bug zapper." Stan steps into the room, "The Monstars! The Monstars!" He starts coughing. Michael and the Tunes look at him with sorrow, and Stan falls to the floor.

Malin gasps, "Oh, my!" Daffy cringes, "Ooh, that's gotta hurt." Michael helps Stan up with Bugs, "You all right, Stan?"

"The Monstars! The Monstars..." Stan coughs, making them back up, "stole the talent from the NBA players!" The tunes gasp in shock as Stan sits down and they groan in worry. Michael looks away in realization, "So that's what happened to those guys."

Porky stutters, "I think we should qui-qui-forfeit." The Looney Tunes agree with Porky, "Yeah!" Michael spun to Porky, pointing his finger at the Toon, "Listen, I didn't get dragged down just to get my butt whipped by a bunch of ugly Monstars. I ain't going out like that. We're letting them push us around!"

Bugs is singing to himself next to Malin, filling a bottle with water from the sink and writing words on a note on it. Malin takes the bottle and shakes it. Michael continues, "We gotta fight 'em back! We gotta take it to them! We gotta get right in their faces! Now what do you say? Are you with me or not?"

The tunes fell asleep except for Malin and Bugs as they walked to Michael while shaking the water bottle. Bugs takes the bottle from the girl, "Eh, finished? Eh, great speech and all, doc. Eh, you had them riveted. But, uh, didn't you forget something?" Bugs grins at the taller male.

"What?"

Bugs shows Michael a bottle that says 'Michael's Secret Stuff', "Your secret stuff." Bugs drinks the water, and the tunes wake up feeling surprised and see Bugs has muscles. He moves around, flexing them, and rips his jersey. The tunes felt impressed. Lola awed, "Wow!" Daffy looks at him, impressed, "Whoa, nice deltoids!"

Bugs winks and flexes, "Play along!" Malin chuckles as Michael takes the bottle and looks at it. Then Bugs grabs it and tries to get it away from Michael. "Eh, stop hogging it Mike. We're your teammates."

The bottle goes flying to Porky and drinks it. Elmer looks at the label, "Secwet stuff?" Daffy frowns, "Secret stuff?" Sylvester looks at Michael, "You wouldn't hold out on us, would you?"

"No. I mean, I didn't think you guys really needed it. I mean, you're so tough and competitive." Foghorn steps up, "We're also chicken, son." He turns to Sylvester and Wile, who are fighting over the bottle, "We need it bad." He drinks the water.

Sylvester looks at Foghorn, "Hey!" Foghorn then passes it to Daffy. The duck catches the bottle, "Yeah! You know, this goes against everything they taught me in health class." Malin looks at Daffy, "Do you wanna win or not?"

"Bottoms up." Daffy drinks the water and gives it to Stan, "Yummy." Michael grins, "All right, how about we go out and kick some alien butt huh?" Michael and the tunes all put their hands together, "Let's go. All right. Ready?" The Looney Tunes cheer, "Yeah!" They jump up and head out the door.

As they walked out, red eyes watched their disappearing forms. "I may have lost against Valiant, and Roger Rabbit, but one crime was still made between the child and that 'Doctor of Delight'." The figure steps out of the shadows and into the hallway light. Judge Doom pulls out his gun and a bullet with strange liquid inside.

"Time for him to be dipped."