Vordus: So, Lance is late today. Anyone wanna bet why?
Vordus: I say he slipped through the subway grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man.
Ceris: I don't know about that...I think either his alarm clock didn't go off, or he's in line at the bank.
Gwendolyn: Take this more seriously! Lance was clearly taken in his sleep!
Marcel: I bet he tucked himself into the bed too tightly and got stuck.
Skylor: Maybe they fell into another dimension where they're more interesting...?
*Lance arrives*
Lance: Sorry I'm late - there was a problem at the bank.
Ceris clapping her hands in excitement: HOT DAMN!
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Rainimator NSFW Incorrect Quotes
Fanfictiona collection of incorrect quotes centered around the Rainimator characters. Expect some NSFW! And some crazy ships! created using : https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
