Purple Reaper: Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing? Lance, Ceris, and Isaac: No! Arabella: Alright, that's it, you guys. What happened out there? Lance: What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. I came back with nothing all over me. Arabella: What does that mean? Purple Reaper: Come on, what happened? Ceris? Ceris: Alright. Lance: No. Ceris, we swore we'd never tell! Isaac: They'll never understand. Ceris: But we have to say something. We have to get it out. It's eating me alive. Ceris: Lance got stung by a jellyfish! Lance: Alright! I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn't stand. I- I couldn't walk. Isaac: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it. Lance: I was in too much pain. Ceris: And I was tired from digging a huge hole. Isaac: And then Ceris remembered something. Ceris: I'd seen this thing in the Discovery Channel. Purple Reaper: Wait a minute, I saw that. On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you— EW! You peed on yourself? Arabella and Gwendolyn: EW!! Lance: You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't... bend that way. So... *looks at Ceris* Purple Reaper, Arabella, and Gwendolyn: Ew! Ceris: That's right. I stepped up. They're my friend and they needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you. Ceris: Only, uh, I couldn't. I got stage fright. I wanted to help but there was too much pressure. So, I, um, I turned to Isaac. Isaac: Ceris kept screaming at me, "Do it now. Do it. Do it now." Sometimes, late at night I can still hear the screaming. Ceris: That's because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
A/N: Not going to lie, this was one was just weird
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Rainimator NSFW Incorrect Quotes
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