Basilisk

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"Hermione! How big are the pipes in Hogwarts?"
"Why the hell do you need to know?"
"Because there might be a giant deadly snake intent on killing us all?"
"Okay, valid. Twenty feet."
"Emma, do you know any snakes big eno-"
"Yes, a basilisk. So we're all dead."
"Well sh*t."
"Kat."
"I have no regrets."

I don't know what a basilisk is, but judging by the sound of it, it's a giant death snake. Hooray!

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