A vigilante Weasley

Annoying the Gryffindor's

Yes I know it's been FoReVeR since I last updated. But hear me out, I had like a dozen tests and presentations at school this week. Anyways, here's a new chapter to make it up to you. Enjoy!

I slammed my head on the table

" Nonononononono-"

" So no? ", Draco asked

" We are NOT doing it! ", I exclaimed.

" But why not! ", Mattheo pleaded.

" Because it's childish and petty and- "

" It could be fun ", Selena said, piping an.

" You want to do it too? ", I say in disbelief.

" IT'LL BE FUN ", the three of them say in unison.

I sigh. This morning I had been proposed the brilliant idea of booby trapping the Gryffindor common room. The prank of all pranks. And although I must admit, the offer was tempting. I had chosen to rise above and be the mature soul I am.

" Hard pass guys ", I said decisively.

They all pouted for a while but quickly got over it, it was time for seven hours of work.

Our first class of the day was potions. I noticed that my brother, Granger and Potter were all eying Snape rather warily. I brushed it off. 

It was only after the class was over and the three of them were still tentatively staring at him did I ask. " What are you three staring at him for? " At the sight of me Ron narrowed his eyes. " That's none of your business, you filthy Slytherin ", and with that he walked off, forcefully brushing his shoulder against mine. I narrowed my eyes and stalked off.

At the sight of my friend group I started running. " Guys! The booby trapping offer still stand? "

" You'll do it? ", they asked in disbelief.

" Yup "

" What made you change your mind? "

" I opened my eyes ", I said, brushing the question off. " Soooo, what's the plan "

Mattheo cracked a smile " slytherin common rooms, 10:30, don't be late "

Just as he said we were all at the common rooms at a little before 10:30. Along with some others from our year I didn't know too well. Ironic considering two of them were my roommates.

" Hi, I'm Pansy ", a brunette girl said, extending her arm.

" Aria ", I said in turn, shaking her hand.

" I'm Astoria ", the girl next to her said.

" Pleasure to meet you "

With them were Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott and Crabbe and Goyle. I wasn't entirely sure what their first names were to be completely honest.

" You're the Weasley girl ", Theodore remarked.

" Yea..."

Blaise scoffed " Why are you even here then? Shouldn't you be with your big happy family? "

" Guys-"Mattheo started but I cut in.

" Because my family's a whole bunch of annoying gits "

That surprised them

Noone said anything until Blaise cut through the silence " Alright, everybody grab a bag and let's go ruin a gryffindor's week! ", he said with a bit too much happiness.

We were in the common room. OH MY GOD we were in the common room. We started by pouring glue all over the floors, attaching balloons to the ceiling and a big bucket of maple syrup on each door. We added fake spiders to the corners of each room and put shaving cream all around people's beds. Then, for the grand finale, we enchanted all things with gryffindor colors to immediately turn green. It was quite genius really.

However half way through the process we came into a little problem.

Longbottom had come downstairs.

The poor boy completely froze at the sight of us. " Y-you can't be here! ", he stammered " I-I'll fight you! ". It was quite sad to watch and I almost felt bad for him. I figured this wouldn't be that big of a problem considering Neville was...well...Neville. The others on the other hand looked nervous and that's when I realized.

The idiots hadn't come up with a backup plan

I, who was not willing to spend a month in detention, jumped to action.

" Petrificus Totalus ", I said pointing my wand at Neville. The boy's whole body fell and he proceeded to hit the ground.

A moment passed.

" Well that was bloody awesome! ", Blaise said, Pansy and Astoria nodding along.

" Thanks "

The next day, we were all walking to charms when we saw a swarm of angry gryffindors covered from head to toe in different liquids. Their cursing could be heard from miles away.

As soon as we saw them we all skidded away and burst out laughing. Funniest thing all week.