Wooden Cabins

Show a little respect!

James buffered up to Annie and Clarabel.

Annie: Where are you taking us?

Clarabel: I am so confused. I already miss Thomas.

Percy: Hmmmm, let's see. I might just take you both to your very own retirement home. Huhuhuhahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahaha!!

Voice: James!

Percy: Crap!

James: Oh, um, hello sir. 

Controller of the PRJ: Hang on a second. Were you touching those innocent coaches?

James: No.

Controller of the PRJ: I'm investigating who's in that cab. Anyway, I need you to immediately take some trucks to the harbour. 

James: Which one? Arndale, or the Port?

Controller of the PRJ: Does it matter, James?

James: Huh, what?

Controller: Port. Go to Port PeterTown Harbour.

James: Oh, okay. I was always thinking of that.

Controller of the PRJ: So was I, but instead my assistants were thinking of the Footy Teams.

Assistant: Yeah! Go Port! Woohoo!

Controller of the PRJ: Stop that.

Eventually, James chuffed away.

James: Gawl!

Leaving Annie and Clarabel behind.

Annie: I'm bored. When's the next train coming.

Clarabel: Oohh, I could definitely use some assistance.

Percy: Hey, Annie. Hey, Clarabel.

Annie: STOP RIGHT THERE!

Percy: Huh? What's up?

Annie: Ahem. Ohh, Percy, dear. Could you do us a favour, please?

Percy: Yeah, sure, why not.

James: Trucks. Nothing, but trucks. And of course, I get the only brake van available!

Spiteful Brakevan: I'm essential.

Percy: Heheheheh. It's not so bad. Are we almost there?

James: Shut up.

Annie: Ohh yes. keep going. Keep going. And stop. Yeah, right there.

Clarabel: [Chuckles] Aren't you such a smooth rider. uwu

Percy: Oh. Thank you, Clarabel.

Clarabel: Now, if you need any help, you know, just to recall. Want some coach.

Percy: Umm, okay. Anway, what are we doing here, Annie?

Clarabel: I know what I'm doing here.

Annie: Watch closely, Percy. Just, look.

There was James strolling up the line.

James: Oh, it's that you up ahead, Percy?

Percy: What, Percy?

[Percy pokes his head out of the cab interior. He could see the little green pesky bee on wheels]

Percy: Hey! Taking those wooden cabins, are you??? [Burps] Out for a run, eh? For the scrapyard.

James: Shut up.

Annie: Oh, we'll just see about that, dear. Points!

Clarabel: Points!

The signalman pulled the lever.

Percy: Wait! Nooooo!

James: What's going on?

Percy: Aaaaaaagh, stoooop!!!

Percy Spencer screamed to the top of his lungs as James spun out of control.

James: Aaaaaah!

He crashed into the terminus station. Bits and parts of rubble were everywhere.

Spiteful Brakevan: Oh dear god!

James' cab door fell out. And Percy Spencer clambered out of the train. Damaged, bruised and battered. [Percy coughs out blood]

Percy: Uuugggggghhhh...

Annie: The job has been done. Girl Power!

Percy: We did good, didn't we, Clarabel? Clarabel? Clarabel?

When Percy backed up, he could see Clarabel kissing the guard.

Percy: Urgh.

Clarabel: Aaaaaaaaah! Percy! I didn't know, you were... here.

Percy: Just, please don't tell Thomas about this.

Clarabel: We won't. Could you take us back to the yards, please, Percy?

Percy: Sure thing. Allow me, my ladies.

Annie and Clarabel chuckled. They had taught Percy Spencer something.

Percy: Idiots! They're all monsters!

Dumby: That would teach that grubby man a lesson.

Robert: Yeah, because he was very mean to those poor coaches.

Dustyz: Well, at least that job has been put right.

Sunsy: And there's a very fair lesson too.

Dumby: That's right. Do not call anyone names. Or they'll get you back for good.

Robert: So, how do we get home?

And so, Percy took Annie and Clarabel back to the yards.

Percy: You know something, you coaches can be a bit horny sometimes. Nice and sugary. But horny.

Meanwhile, the wreckage was about to be cleared. Sally backed up with the breakdown crane, while Bob the Tough Engine pulled the unhurt trucks away. Tagging James with them.

Controller of the PRJ: How the heck did this happen, James?

James: Ohh, I don't want to talk about it.

Anastasia and Kevin arrived.

Anastasia: I came as soon as I called! Are you okay?

Percy: Er, yes, I'm fine.

Anastasia: Not you! Him!

James: Ugh, had better days.

Anastasia: Ohh, nooo, what did he do to you! Ohhh, YOU!!! You monster!!!

Percy: What? Me?! All you're worried about is the damn train and now you're yelling at me?! What did I do? 

Anastasia: Oh, so now you're talking back to me, huh? Come here! Look what you did! Look at what you've done right here! You like crashing recklessly eh? Come on, we're going to the car right now. You are taking us home! I'll deal with you later.

Percy: Oh for crying out loud!

Kevin said: Kevin: Daddy got in trouble! Daddy got in trouble!

THE END