Random Stuff (Artbook 2)

Random Funni Moment(s)

(Stuff that happened today and/or this week)

Quick warning: there's a few slightly dirty jokes here, but you'll only understand if you're dirty-minded
So yeah, nothing too bad, don't worry lol

Also, none of this is serious lol, so don't be mad at anyone mentioned in this

My friend: *playing the Demon Slayer game on my Nintendo Switch with my permission*
My friend: *chooses to fight Makomo (aka teenager girl who died young) and Murata, with Makomo being the main person he's fighting*
My friend: *uses Sabito and Giyu to fight her*
My friend: *makes Sabito use the move where he jumps on his target and stabs them*
My friend: I love slamming little girls.
Me: HOL' UP A DAMN MINUTE—
The people around us (we were on the bus): *DIES OF LAUGHTER*

(My friend has never watched Demon Slayer or read the Manga btw, I told him the names of the characters and explained who they were to him)

(Now, here's something that happened today)

Me: *is at a restaurant with my family*
Me: *asks my mom if she can order for me, cause I struggle to order myself*
(I stutter a lot, and my voice is too quiet to hear when I'm talking to strangers)
The waiter: *comes over*
My mom: *orders*
My mom: *starts to order for me*
My dad: No, she can order herself.
Me: *PANIK*
The waiter: *WALKS OVER TO ME*
Me: C-c-can I get—um—uh—

(Time to go cri in a corner—)

(I hate social anxiety and anxiety—)

Me: *just chilling*
My short, gremlin best friend: *runs over to me and tackles me*
My gremlin best friend: *is legit on top of me*
My other best friend, who's standing next to us: Lol, that looks straight (we think my best friend is gay, but no one is sure yet—)
My gremlin best friend, looking me right in the eyes: I'm straight now :))
Me: WHAAATTTT— *panics*
My gremlin best friend: *MANIACAL LAUGHTER*
Me: *SCREAMS*
My gremlin best friend: I'M STRAIGHT NOW :)))
My third, overprotective bestie: *APPEARS* GET THE F### OFF. NOW.
My gremlin best friend: n o .
My overprotective bestie: *TACKLES MY GREMLIN BEST FRIEND*
Me: *stands up and watches the chaos go down*

(Btw, btw, my gremlin best friend and overprotective best friend are both boys, but I don't have a crush on them or anything. We're just very close friends)

(We don't actually know if my gremlin best friend is gay, straight, bi, or anything else lol)

(I love all my best friends—platonically, of course <3)