Nah This Guy Wants Me Locked Up

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A/n: All characters over 18 have been reduced to 17 because I don't like big age gaps. The only canon thing about Y/N is that she's Hispanic and 16. If a character speaks Spanish the translation will be at the end of the chapter. Y/N and her mom usually always speak in Spanish or English at home I'm too lazy to put English = in bold.
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You're quietly sitting in your desk chair doing your homework that was due 3 DAYS ago. What can you do when you're babysitting a 9-year-old all day after school? Now I know what you're thinking, why don't you quit? The pay is just too good. You get paid 300 dollars A DAY. In only one month you get paid 9,300 DOLLARS, which is great since your family was struggling with money a year ago. You sometimes do have time to do your homework but Noya wanted to play football for the whole day.

"N/N! Come on, 1v1 me!" Noya demanded with a cheerful smile.

'This little kid bro...'

You take off your jacket and the two of you stand in the park's field. You throw the ball in the air letting it bounce 3 times. Before you can even react that little gremlin has the ball already. You quickly start sprinting to get the ball but the little kid outran you cause bros a little kid so he doesn't get tired easily. This little fucker let you catch up to him just so he could junk you.

'Nahh who let him cook??'

"I'm so good aren't I?" He boasted with a devious-ass giggle after.

"Erm no, you're not. I'm not even trying!" You lied knowing damn well you tried so hard to get the ball.

He continued laughing and for the rest of the day, he continuously beat you at every single match. Hopefully, no cute guys saw you get your ass handed to you by an elementary schooler...

Karma prevailed afterward though cause he ate shit and you had to go back home to fix him up.

With that whole ordeal, you didn't get any time to do your past-due homework. You were scribbling away and kept glancing at your phone that had the answer key. You were almost done when your door creaked open.

"MIJA PORQUÉ ESTÁS DESPIERTA?!" Your mom yelled furiously.

"MAMA-" You started only for your mom to cut you off.

"Are you cheating?? I didn't raise no cheater!" Your mom snapped.

"I'm only cheating cause I have no time to do homework cause of babysitting!" You retorted.

She stayed silent for a moment but then her face twisted in anger.

"That damn Ego. VAS A VER! Fucking Edgar..." Your mom grumbled.

Your mom left the room and you hear her start ringing someone. You can only assume it's your boss/leggo my eggo or as your mom says "That fucking Edgar".

'Okay, we'll I'll just finish in the morning.'

You quickly change and brush your teeth before going to sleep. You slowly drift off to sleep. You wake up groggily only to see your mom standing over you like she's about to do something bad.

"Mom, what the flip." You mumbled still half awake.

"Mija...let's talk in the kitchen." She said and left the room.

You go to your kitchen and your mom has pork tamales already on the table. You sit down and your mom hands you a plate with 2 tamales on it.

"I talked to Eggo and he asked me if you could just go live in blue lock with Noya." She explained.

"Erm what the flip mom." You commented.

"I know mija but he said that he'll even have people give you your daily lessons on school subjects." She further explained.

"Okay, so when do I leave?" You asked as you stated munching on a tamale.

"Tomorrow." She said.

"What."

'No way...welp time to text Isagi!'

You finish your food and go back to your room cause you don't have school today. You pull your phone and text Isagi immediately.

Himsagi 🫶

YOU EGOIST
BRO
GUESS WHAT

what.
I have limited phone time REMEMBER??

oh shit
I forgot
BUT BASICALLY
I'M GOING TO LIVE IN BLUELOCK

WHAT
ACTUALLY???

YES
MR LEGGO MY EGGO SAID SO

How is that even gonna work 💀
BOO
no females allowed 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

NAHH BLUELOCK CHANGED YOU POOKIE

sorry, it's just I'm him now yk?

💀💀💀
now...
You know damn well

I don't see YOU scoring goals 🥱🥱

erm that's cause
I don't want to shatter your ego 🥺🥺

sure...

anyways I better be able to interact with you
or else.

what are you gonna do miss 5ft 💀

blocked.

STOP IM SORRY PLEASE

😋😋😋


You cackle loudly and end up having a coughing fit. After almost dying you start packing all your cute clothes and shit. You better get a nice room. Your mom starts helping you out and you put all your valuable things in a secure bag. You ask your mom to help you put on the necklace that matches the one you gave Isagi. You had my melody and Isagi had kuromi. You got that shit from Temu. RAHH WE LOVE ASKING FRIENDS AT 2 AM TO USE OUR CODE RAHHHH!!

You honestly can't wait for tomorrow. Isagi has told you about Bluelock. How bro kicked the ball at Kira, his new friend Bachira, his first match, and weird acquaintances. You hope they're fine, you've been boyfriend-less since the day you were born.

'Ah fuck I gotta go get Noya...'

You quickly change into something cute and comfy and tell your mom you're leaving now. You hop on your bike and start peddling to Noya's house, no-house isn't the right word, more like his MANSION. He's rich duh! Why do you think you made 9,300 a month?

'My sanity gets lower and lower each day...'

Hopefully, Bluelock won't be that bad or will it? Who knows. FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!!

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Translations
MIJA PORQUÉ ESTÁS DESPIERTA?! = why are you still up? Or why are you awake?

Mija = daughter (this one is obvious...)

VAS A FER = You'll see

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