THE RIZZLER'S BDAY

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A/N: This is when Isagi and Y/N know like all the important people in bluelock. Pretend Kaiser knows Japanese 💀 oh yeha this ISNT CANON IN THE FIC THIS LIKE A ONESHOT
names:
chigiri = chigiri🫶💕
Bachira = babachira🔛🔝
rin = lukewarm bitch
sae = conquistador (DNI)
shidou = dreamybull🫶
reo = sugar daddy🫶💕
nagi = discord mod🤢
hiori = snookums💕
otoya = cheater DNI
jin = rei kinnie
Aryu = uzui kinnie
nanase = bbg 💕
kaiser =  GERM(AN)
Kurona = cutie patootie 💕💕
niko = takuache 🔥🔥
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You had gotten a text message from a new group chat without Isagi because they wanted to throw a surprise party.

Wannabe Messi's

sugar daddy 🫶💕
who changed the gc name again 💀

Y/N
me
bc you all wanna win the world cup !!

chigiri 😋🫶
I don't even like Messi 💀
I like eden hazard 🥱

Y/N
who?
🥱🥱🥱

chigiri 😋🫶
erm...

sugar daddy 🫶💕
anyways
where are we gonna have the party?

babachira🔛🔝
AT A CAFE CAUSE
HE LIKES KINTSUBA

Y/N
stop trying to steal Isagi away from me.
grrr
🤬🤬🤬

babachira🔛🔝
HE IS MINEEE
YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM
ITS NOT HIS TIMEEE
RAHHHH

Y/N
erm
he's actually MINE
cause
I've known him the longest

cutie patootie 💕💕
actually he's in my bed rn

Y/N
then why are you on the gc??
HES GONNA SEE OUR PLAN

cutie patootie 💕💕
he's asleep rn

dreamybull🫶
thats...
GAY

Y/N
I don't wanna hear that from YOU
Mr. "OH MY GOD IM GONNA-"

babachira🔛🔝
HKEPP
yeah and you literally rizzed sae up soo...

rei kinnie
didn't he like cum when he scored??

Y/N
LMFAOO

uzui kinnie
that was not glamorous.

GERM(AN)
omg what should I get for pookie 🥺

Y/N
YOUR POOKIE??
he's literally mine bro
get out you german

conquistador (DNI)
why are you discriminating against him?

Y/N
shut up you CONQUEEFADOR

snookums💕
JELP

lukewarm bitch
yeah DNI.

discord mod🤢
I'm trying to play Minecraft
shut up

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