Sae: I'm not jealous. I just get this weird burning feeling in my chest when I think about N/N with someone else.
Shidou: Yeah that's jealousy 💀
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Isagi: okay fine then if you don't like sae then why are you always holding his hand, and kissing him and telling him that he's your babe??
N/N: oh my god bro...it's SATIRE!!
Isagi: THATS NOT WHAT SATIRE IS!!
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N/N: I can teach you how to ride something pretty BIG HEHEHEHE
*Noya & Ego walk in*
N/N: NO I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY BIG HEART!!
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*Kunigami turning back to normal*
N/N: DADDYS HOMEEEE
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Isagi: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU KAISER
Kaiser: That's a weird way of saying I love you!
N/N: homosexuals...
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N/N: *cheers for isagi instead*
Sae: she kinda...bad though!
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Sae: I'd like to be close like that with you...
Twitter: I'm about to beat this bitch up
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N/N: I want a bf so bad ☹️
Isagi: COUGH COUGH
Reo: AHEM AHEM
Sae: COUGH COUGH
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*N/N and Isagi promising that they'd marry each other if they were both single by our 30's*
Isagi: N/N...it's time.
Sae: who's this?? 🤨🤨
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Shidou: send dudes
N/N: did you mean nudes??
Shidou: NO IM IN A BAR FIGHT SEND DUDES
N/N: WHAT-
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reo: n/n i miss u come back..
rin: ew 🤢
reo: n/n turn on ur location for me.
i'll send u mine.
Isagi: what happened to "I only have eyes for nagi!!"
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N/N: shut up you probably listen to deftones 🙄
rin left the conversation.
N/N: LMFAOOOO
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Shidou: IM SO EXCIYED ITS GONNA HURT SO BAD
N/N: oh
N/N: masochist
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N/N: WHERE YOU BITCHES AT
kurona: HEOEP
kurona: libraryu
rin: On my way!
rin: ...
rin: omw.
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karasu: i think I'm dreamsexual.
N/N: HELPMEE
karasu: um
karasu: ?
N/N: I support u !
karasu: bruh what's wrong with u
karasu: i try to show my sexuality and u just make fun of me
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N/N: OMG I LOVE HELLO AND GOODBYE
isagi: don't you mean WELCOME AND GOODBYE
N/N: ...
N/N: 150-0042 Shibuya Ward, Tokyo 24-1 Udagawacho Takagi Building 1F-7F
Isagi: you do realize you doxxed all of us...
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isagi: bro nagi just called n/n pretty!
reo: i never have to worry about nagi being a rival cause he's just honest!
nagi: if only he knew...
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N/N: LOOK WERE MEANT TO BE
*shows pic of her uquiz result*
rin: who are you??
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N/N: i would never bark for a man!
sae: b-
N/N: WOOF!!
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chigiri: yk what you're not so bad!
N/N: REALLY??
chigiri: no you are. I just said that cause it's your birthday!
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I CLULDNT THINK OF MOREE UGHHH BUT A CHAPTER WILL BE COMING OUT SOON 💕
some of these are from a gc with my friends 😭
WERE SO FUNNY 😘
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