Chat #3: (Dis)Advantages of Looking Under Age pt. 2

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Group Chat: The Voyzzz

Condor
Matt was sure he wasn't twenty seven

Jamezzz
Hahaha

Tris
He doesn't look twenty seven

Do not even start w me

Jamezzz
Look at the bright side

What's the bright side?

Jamezzz
You don't look old

But I'm 27

Tris
27 months

Condor
HAHAHAHAHAHA

You assholes! You envy me cuz u do look old

Jamezzz
At least Matt's older than you

Condor
He's twenty two, man

He looks older

Jamezzz
He still wanted to go out with you though

Condor
James!!!

Excuse meh?

Jamezzz
B didn't know?

Know what?

Tris
Matt wanted to go out w u

Is that true, Con?

Condor
Yeah

How come I didn't know anything about it?

Jamezzz
He asked Connor to arrange a date with you for not calling the police.

He did what?

Condor
But I didn't agree!

Tris
Hey, James! Can you smell that?

Jamezzz
It smells like...
Jealousy

Condor
It's not jealousy, you assholes!
It's just that...
At first, Matt thought you were younger than him
He wouldn't have minded dating you if you were really sixteen
Or would you have dated him anyways?

'course not

Condor
That's why I said no!

Jamezzz
Protecting what's yours

Tris
he's marking territory!!!

Condor
whatever u assholes say

ignore 'em, Con

Condor
u're not mad at me?

Jamezzz
Why would he?

im not
u looking after me

Tris
ain't it funny?

Condor
What?

Tris
We look after Brad as if he were the baby of the group

Jamezzz
When he's not

Condor
He's the baby of the group

that's the effect of having a babyface

Condor
#babyfaceeffect
#bradsimpsoneffect

#bronnorsquad

Jamezzz
Hey, T! Why does it feel like we're third wheeling?

Tris
we should leave this chat

i'll give you a hand, don't worry

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