Pirates of the Caribbean Headcanons

𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐬/𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!

Warnings: Mentions of Davy Jones' locker, death, violence and piracy (yay!)

🌿ENTP
🍁Ravenclaw
📜Chaotic Good
🔮Gemini Sun, Aquarius Moon, Sagittarius Rising

𝑺𝑭𝑾🌿

・It wasn't easy being with Jack, then again, it wouldn't have been easy being with you either -

・Over the years you had gotten into a flow - knowing each other's quirks, your wants and desires; vices and virtues.

・When other people are around you - that's when it isn't easy. Because all they see is two people on a whole other planet - you have inside jokes, lingo, a way of communicating that others can't comprehend quick enough

・And when Jack gets attention from others ... you have to admit, you do get a little jealous. Okay, a lot jealous.

・Especially when he's around women, he can't help but flirt back. And it's taken a while for him to learn to cut it out

・Captain Jack Sparrow has always been known for his extravagance, his over-the-top nature. And you're known for your chaos, your unruly nature; and of course your clumsiness.

・But somehow your clumsiness is always connected to luck. Knocking something over will somehow lead to a distraction where you're able to escape later on.

・You found each other in your youth. Constantly rescuing each other by chance - destiny always found a way for you to run into each other

・The stories you could tell!

・The amount of times you've pulled each other from the brink are countless

・Where one went, the other was always soon to follow

・You have no idea how many times you both faced the gallows

・They didn't seem all that frightening now

・You loved the Black Pearl just as much as Jack. You saw her as your freedom.

・When Jack was pulled from your world into Davy Jones' locker, you went straight in there with him.

・The Kraken was the easy part. The time spent in that godforsaken desert was hell. Literal hell.

・Unluckily, you didn't end up in the same place.

・Davy knew Jack would be fine if you were with him, so he separated the both of you.

・And in the time frame, Jack had inched closer to insanity - not having you by his side made his mind plunge into instability

・You thought it was fun ... at first (insanity was/is second nature to you.)

・But Davy had more tricks up his sleeve, ones that he somehow knew would get to you

・Then little crabs started appearing.

"Aw rocks." You said out loud, moving to lay down and gaze at the perfectly rounded sphere.

"Oh, not rocks. Rocks with legs-"

・And when they moved, you followed

・ "Y/N! Y/N ARE YOU REAL? WHAT ARE YOU DOING 'ERE?" Jack bellowed from the moving Black Pearl