It Wasn't Me

1987

-LOG 1-

Day 1, 10p.m.

I've gotten hired! Isn't that great? It's at a local pizzeria. This'll be great! Think of all the new people i'll meet and all the friends i'll finally make! Aww, man! My shift is almost starting! Wish me luck!

-LOG 2-

Day 1, 1p.m.

There was a recording waiting for me at the office! Darn, he was taking FOREVER to finish talking. I muted the phone. Anyways, it's not like there was anything important in the call, right? Wait, what was that noise? Uhh, i'll check back later.

-LOG 3-

Day 1, 2p.m.

THE ANIMATRONICS ARE MOVING. I'm scared. I'm regretting muting the phone. I don't want to die! :(

-LOG 4-

Day 1, 3p.m.

The rabbit's in the vent! Oh, no, this is very bad! The office is getting really, really stuffy! Uhh... What's that caution sign doing on the screen?

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The music left my ears. I waited for a while. Still no music. I started to get impatient. Can't a soul get some good rest? I burst out of the music box and started staring at the camera. Maybe the guard could take a hint. I waited even more.

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-LOG 5-

Day 1, 3p.m.

AAAAHH! THERE'S A PUPPET THING COMING OUT OF THE BOX HELP I CAN'T AAHAHHHHH WAIT MAYBE IF I WIND THE BOX IT'LL GO AWAY

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Sweet, bliss music emerged from the silence and clouded the room, forming a light-hearted symphonic march. Ahh yes, that was the stuff. I slowly descended back into the box.

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-LOG 6-

Day 1, 4p.m.

Okay, it's gone. Woof. It's still pretty stuffy. Wait, I found a bear head! Haha, i'm putting it oOOHGOODGODOFALLTHATISHOLYWHATISTHATNOSTAYAWAYBYTHEPOWEROFAAAALLLLLLLGOOOOODYOUGOEAAATADICKPLEAAASEEEIIIIIiit's gone, okay. I hope nobody heard that. :( I fell off the chair and my back hurts. A lot.

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I heard cowering cries and loud screaming emitting from the office. What a wuss. Wait, did he just scream the 'D' word? Lord, this is a children's restaurant! Have some manners! I covered my ears and huddled into a corner of the box.

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-LOG 7-

Day 1, 5p.m.

ALMOSTOVERALMOSTOVERALMOSTOVERALMOSTOVERALMOSTOVERALMOSTOVERHAHAHAAAAA YES! SUCK ON THAT! I SURVIVED THIS CHEESE-SCENTED DEATHTRAP! AHHHHHHhhh I still have to come again tomorrow. Crap.