donald trump : bro what r u dodidng ehere
osama bin laden : i cam eto ur parsty bro justs like yoeu told me tos!
donald : I TOLD U FOKING NOT TOPS!!!!!! U STSUPDID MADAFAFAK!!!! Thye canat find out abt us babe youe wkno wthat...
osama : :( but me woves u, no homo tho
donald : i kno babs.. no homo ofc.. we jus sharin our dick sizes thas all, one day my stinker stonker jus slipped inside ur winker wonker and im evry sorry bout atht broski
broian : issok bro... we bros... bros get thru it teogether
donald : ya.... (grabs hand)
osama : BRO!!!!!!! WHAT R U DO!!!!!!!
donald : NO HOMO BRO CHILL !!!!!! (leaves hand in anger)
osama stood there feeling the warmth of donald hand fade away as their fingers stopped embracing, his heart felt it sink right down to his ginourmous weiner... he was... so sad... something he hadn't felt since his mom left him in the grocery store 15 years ago and hadn't come back... ever since... he never loved anyone.. but after he met donalf.. everything changed
suddenly his heart yearned to see him
yearned to kiss him, no homo ofc
yearned to touch him, no homo ofc
yearned to suck on his nippies that he could never do with his mom.. no homo ofc!
osama stood there contemplating his life decisions and walked away slowly onto a hchair
he sat on chatir
and hawt girl 69 with black ravishsing hair strudded to him and spoke tio him ina horase vocie
"hey seggsy wanna get outata here?!!?"
osama : yeah... all homo this time.
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bros to hoes | a osama bin laden x donald trump love story
Romancebros to hoes,,,,,, when osama sad.. he gay.... so donald make him very bad and they do things that are gay and make hay but one day they make gay and realize they lay! btw thas not obama on the cover trust its osama why wont u belive me u gusy are s...
